Alice Cooper - Hey Stoopid Chords & Tabs

 

Hey Stoopid Chords & Tabs

Alice Cooper Chords & Tabs

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Hey Stoopid Tab

   
"Hey Stoopid" by Alice Cooper
Words and music by Cooper, Ponti, Pepe, Pfeifer 

Transcription by Andrija Babovic

T = use tremelo bar  
 [] = natural harmonic  
 <> = strike note while already bent 
b = bend up  
 rb = release bend  
 \ = slide  
 x = mute   
~~ = vibrato  
 t = tap 
h = hammer-on   
p = pull-off   
. = palm mute   
tap = finger tap  
 h = harmonic 
  
   "Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey Stoopid." 
  

   Guitar one 
E-|---T-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--[3]\/\---------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------2--4--5-----4-----2--0----------| 
D-|------------------------------------------2--2-----2-----2--2---3------| 
A-|------------------------------------------------0-----0---------3------| 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---T-------------------5---5---5---5-----------------------------------| 
G-|---0\/-----------------5---5---5---5----------------------------10-----| 
D-|-----------------------7---7---7---7----------------------------10-----| 
A-|-------------8\--------------------------------------------------8-----| 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar three                                                               | 
E-|-----------------------5-----------------------------------------------| 
B-|-----------------------5-----------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----------------------2-----------------------------------------------| 
D-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|-------------10\-------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

   Guitar one 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--------------4-----5--4---2---0---------------------------------------| 
D-|-----------------3--3--3---3---3---------5-----------------------------| 
A-|-----------------------------------------3------------------5----------| 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
                                                                             | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--10--10--10-----------------------------5---5---5---5-----------------| 
D-|--10--10--10-----------------------------5---5---5---5-----------------| 
A-|---8---8---8-----------------------------3---3---3---3-----------------| 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar three                                                               | 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----------------------7b--<7>rb---5-----5~~~~~~~~---------------------| 
D-|----------------------x---------------7--------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------x-------------------------------------------------| 
E-|--------------------x--------------------------------------------------| 
  
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--5--5--------5--------------------------------------------------2---------| 
D-|--5--5--------5--7--5----------------------------5---5---5-------2---------| 
A-|---------3/7--------5----------------------------5---5---5-------0---------| 
E-|--------------------3----------------------------3---3---3-----------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----------------------------------------------------------------2---------| 
D-|--------------------5---5---5---5-------------5--5-------5-------2---------| 
A-|--------------------5---5---5---5-------------5--5-------5-------0---------| 
E-|--------------------3---3---3---3-------------3--3-------3-----------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar three                                                               | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--8---8---8----------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--7b-----<7>rb--5--7-------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|-----------------------------------5--7b-rb-b-p5~~~~~------------7\--------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

      "Hey, bro, take it slow.         You ain't livin' in a video." 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-2--2----2---------5--4--2--5--5----5--5------------5----------5--4--0h2---| 
D-|-2--2----2---------2--2--2-----3----3--3------------3----------3--3--3----5| 
A-|-0--0----0----------------------------------------------------------------3| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

   "You're flying low with a high velocity." 
   Guitar one                                              w/Fill one 
E-|----------------------------------------------------------3--3--3--3--3----------| 
B-|----------------------------------------------------------3--3--3--3--3----------| 
G-|------5--5--------------5------5-------5------------------0--0--0--0--0--------2-| 
D-|------5--5--------------5------5-------5---5--5--5--5--5-----------------0--1--2-| 
A-|------3--3--------------3------3-------3---5--5--5--5--5-----------------------0-| 
E-|-------------------------------------------3--3--3--3--3-------------------------| 

   Fill one 
E-|----------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--15b---rb--13------------| 
G-|------------------------------------------14~~~~~\--| 
D-|----------------------------------------------------| 
A-|----------------------------------------------------| 
E-|----------------------------------------------------| 
  

         "No doubt you're stressing out.        That ain't what rock and roll's" 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-2--2--2------2-------------5----4---2---5------------5-----5----5---------| 
D-|-2--2--2------2-------------2----2---2---5------------5-----5----5---------| 
A-|-0--0--0------0--------------------------3------------3-----3----3---------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "about.                  Get off that one-way trip down lonely street." 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-5--5---------------------5---5------5--5------5----5----5-----------------| 
D-|-3--3--------------5---5--5---5------5--5------5----5----5------5----------| 
A-|-------2--3--0--2--3---3--3---3------3--3------3----3----3------5----------| 
E-|----------------------------------------------------------------3----------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|----------8b-rb~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-------------------------15b----15----------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

                                  "Now, 
   Guitar one 
E-|--3--3----------3------3---------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--3--3----------3------3---------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--0--0----------0------0---------2-----------------------------------------| 
D-|---------0--0---0---0--0---0--0--2-----------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------0-----------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------15--15------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-------------14b_________________rb----------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "I know you've been kicked around.        You ain't alone in this ugly town. 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--2------------------2-----------------------------------------------------| 
D-|--2--------0h1p0-----0---------------0-----3----------------0------5-------| 
A-|--0-----3---------3---------------3-----3--3-------------3-----3---5-------| 
E-|-------------------------------------------1-----------------------3-------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--2------------------2-----------------------------------------------------| 
D-|--2------------------0---------------------3-----------------------5-------| 
A-|--0----------------------------------------3-----------------------5-------| 
E-|-------------------------------------------1-----------------------3-------| 
  

    "If you stick a needle in your arm,         you bite the dust." 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|------------------------3--------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----2------------------2--------------------------------------------------| 
D-|-----2------------------0--------------0-----3------------------3----------| 
A-|-----0------------------------------3-----3--3---------------3-------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------1-----------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|------------------------3--------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----2------------------2--------------------------------------------------| 
D-|-----2------------------0--------------------3-----------------------------| 
A-|-----0---------------------------------------3-----------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------1-----------------------------| 
  

    "You buy the farm." 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|------5--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|------5--------------5---5---3---------------------------------------------| 
E-|------3--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|------5--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|------5--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|------3--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

  Chorus 
   Rhythm figure one 
    "Hey, hey, hey, hey.      Hey, stoopid.    What you trying to do?" 
E-|---8---8----8----4-----6--------8------8----8------4------------6------6---| 
B-|---8---8----8----4-----6--------8------8----8------4------------6------6---| 
G-|---x---x----x----x-----x--------x------x----x------x------------x------x---| 
D-|--10--10---10----6-----8-------10--8--10---10------6------------8------8---| 
A-|--10--10---10----6-----8-------10--8--10---10------6------------8------8---| 
E-|---8---8----8----4-----6--------8--6---8----8------4------------6------6---| 
  

    "Hey, hey, hey, hey.      Hey, stoopid.       They win, you lose." 
   Guitar one 
E-|---8---8----8----4-----6--------8------8----8--4-------------6------6--6---| 
B-|---8---8----8----4-----6--------8------8----8--4-------------6------6--6---| 
G-|---x---x----x----x-----x--------x------x----x--x-------------x------x--x---| 
D-|--10--10---10----6-----8-------10--8--10---10--6-------------8------8--8---| 
A-|--10--10---10----6-----8-------10--8--10---10--6-------------8------8--8---| 
E-|---8---8----8----4-----6--------8--6---8----8--4-------------6------6--6---| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--------------------------------------------------11b--<11>--11------------| 
G-|----------------------------------------------------------------<10>rb-8-10| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "Hey, hey, hey, hey.                  Hey, stoopid!" 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--------------------------------------------5----------5--5----------------| 
D-|--3-----3---3--------5--5--5--5--5----------5----------5--5--5----5--5-----| 
A-|--3-----3---3--------5--5--5--5--5----------3----------3--3--3----3--3-----| 
E-|--1-----1---1--------3--3--3--3--3-----------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|------------------------8--11--10------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------11--10--10-------8b-----------------------------| 
G-|----------------10b----------------10-------8b-----------------------------| 
D-|-------------------------------------------------------10~~~----10p8-------| 
A-|----------------------------------------------------------------------10\8-| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

   Guitar one 
E-|-------------------------------------------| 
B-|-------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----3-----3-----3------------2------------| 
D-|--5--3-----3-----3------------2------------| 
A-|--3--1-----1-----1------------0------------| 
E-|-------------------------------------------| 
  |                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                 | 
E-|-------------------------------------------| 
B-|-------------------------------------------| 
G-|-------------------------------------------| 
D-|-------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------6h8--6--8--8b-rb--6--7~~~~~~~~~---| 
E-|-------------------------------------------| 
  

    "C'mon, girl, it's a better day.                 Get your foot out of 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--2---2-----2--------------5-----4---2---5----5--5-------5-----------------| 
D-|--2---2-----2--------------2-----2---2---3----3--3-------3-----------------| 
A-|--0---0-----0--------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "that grave.        Don't let that one love tear your world apart." 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--5------4----2------------5---5--------------5---5----5-------------------| 
D-|--3------3----3--5---5-----5---5--------------5---5----5------5------------| 
A-|-----------------3---3-----3---3--------------3---3----3------5------------| 
E-|--------------------------------------------------------------3------------| 
  

                          w/Fill two 
E-|----------3------------3---3--------3----3--------3------------------------| 
B-|----------3------------3---3--------3----3--------3------------------------| 
G-|----------4------------4---4--------4----4--------4---2--------------------| 
D-|--5---5---5----5---5---5---5---5----5----5----5---5---2--------------------| 
A-|--5---5--------5---5-----------5--------------5-------0--------------------| 
E-|--3---3--------3---3-----------3--------------3----------------------------| 

   Fill two 
E-|-------------| 
B-|----7b~~~~\--| 
G-|---x---------| 
D-|--x----------| 
A-|-------------| 
E-|-------------| 
  

     "C'mon, babe, kick that stuff.            Show the street it ain't 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--2--2---2-----------5--------4---2---5----5--5------5---------------------| 
D-|--2--2---2-----------2--------2---2---3----3--3------3---------------------| 
A-|--0--0---0-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "so tough.                 Quit lying around with a crippled 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--5--2---4-------2------5---5--5---5--5-----------------5--------5---------| 
D-|--3------3-------3------5---5--5---5--5-----------------5--------5---------| 
A-|------------------------3---3--3---3--3-----------------3--------3---------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|----------------------------------------------------15------15-------------| 
B-|-------------------------------------------------------15b------(15)rb-----| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

     "broken heart.                                         Now, 
   Guitar one 
E-|----------------------------------3---3--3--3--3---------------------------| 
B-|------------------------------3---3---3--3--3--3---------------------------| 
G-|-----5---------------------------------------------4-----------------------| 
D-|-----5----5-------5--5---5----5--------------------5/7---7-----------------| 
A-|-----3----5-------5--5---5-------------------------------7-----------------| 
E-|----------3-------3--3---3-------------------------------5-----------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|------------------------------15-------------------------------------------| 
B-|-----13--15-----------------------15---------------------------------------| 
G-|---------14b--------------------------(14)rb--12~~~~~~---------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "I know you've been seeing red.         Don't put a pistol      to your 
   Guitar one 
E-|--5-----5-------5----5------5----5---5---5--------5-------5--5---7---------| 
B-|--5-----5-------5----6------6----6---6---6--------6-------6--6---8---------| 
G-|--5-----5-------5----7------7----7---7---5--------5-------5--5---7---------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------3-----------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--2------------------2-------------------2-------------------2---4---------| 
D-|--2------------------0-------------------3-------------------3---5---------| 
A-|--0-----------------------------3--0-----3-------------------3---5---------| 
E-|--------------------------------------3--1-------------------1---3---------| 
  
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    "head.            Sometimes your answer's  Heaven-sent." 
   Guitar one 
E-|--7------7--7--7---5--------5---------------5---------5--------------------| 
B-|--8------8--8--8---5--------5--------5------6---------6---6--6--6----------| 
G-|--7------7--7--7---5--------5-----5--5--5---7---------7---5--7--5----------| 
D-|----------------------------------7-----7----------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|------------4------5-----------------5------7------------------------------| 
D-|------------5------7-----------------7------7------------------------------| 
A-|------------5------7-----------------7------5------------------------------| 
E-|------------3------5-----------------5------5------------------------------| 
  

    "Your way is so damn     permanent." 
   Guitar one 
E-|--8----8--------8--8--8---7-------7----------------------------------------| 
B-|--6----6--------6--6--6---8-------8----------------------------------------| 
G-|--5----5--------5--5--5---7-------7----------------------------------------| 
D-|--7----7--------7--7--7---9-------9----------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--2------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|--3-----------------------5-----------3/5\3--------------------------------| 
A-|--3-----------------------5-----------3/5\3--------------------------------| 
E-|--1-----------------------3------------------------------------------------| 
  

    W/Rhythm figure one 
    "Hey,  hey,  hey,  hey.        Hey, stoopid.       What ya tryin' to do? 
E-|---8----11----15----13-------8---------11-----8-\--------------------------| 
B-|--11b---14b---18b---16b-----11b--------14b---11b\--------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  
  
  
  

    "Hey,  hey,  hey,  hey.   Hey, stoopid.      They win, you lose." 
   Guitar one 
E-|---8----11----15----13------8------11----8-\-------------------------------| 
B-|--11b---14b---18b---16b----11b-----14b--11b\-------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|----------------------------------------------11b--11--8-------------------| 
G-|----------------------------------------------------------10b-rb--8--10--8-| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "Hey,  hey,  hey,  hey.     Hey, stoopid!" 
   Guitar one 
E-|---8----11----15----13-----------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--11b---14b---18b---16b----------------------------------------------------| 
G-|----------------------------------5--------5----5---5--5----5--5-----------| 
D-|----------------------------------5--------5----5---5--5----5--5-----------| 
A-|----------------------------------3--------3----3---3--3----3--3-----------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--------------------8\-----------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--10~~--10~~~~~-------------------5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\1/10\--------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

  Solo 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------7--------------------7--7-----------| 
D-|-----5--5---------5---7------------7---9--------------------7--7-----------| 
A-|-----5--5---5--5--5---7------------7---9--------------------5--5-----------| 
E-|-----3------3--3------5------------5---7-----------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|-----7~~----------------9~~-----10--9--10p7--------10----------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------10--------10------------------| 
G-|--7----------------7/9------------------------9b-----------(9)rb-p7--------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|----------------------5----------------------------7-----------------------| 
A-|----------------------5----------------------------7-----------------------| 
E-|----------------------3----------------------------5-----------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|------------------------------------7------7-------7-----------------------| 
B-|-----------7--9--7----10b--<10>~~------10-----10b-----10--9--8--7--7h8p7---| 
G-|-----9-----7--9--7---------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|--9-----9------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

   Guitar one 
E-|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|----------------------4------------------------------------4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4----| 
A-|----------------------4------------------------------------4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4----| 
E-|----------------------2-----2------2----2-----2--2---2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2----| 
  |                                                                                     | 
  |Guitar two                                                                           | 
E-|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|------7------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--10-----10--9--10p9--7--6-----7------6h7p6------------------------------------------| 
D-|----------------------------9------9----------9--7---------------------------7--7----| 
A-|----------------------------------------------------9--8--7b-rb--5--7--5/9---9-----9-| 
E-|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

             "This ain't your daddy     talking.      You         know, 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------.-----------------------.-----| 
B-|--------------------.------------------------3--.--------------.-----2--.--| 
G-|--------------.-----4--.---------------.--.-----4--------.--.--2--.-----2--| 
D-|--------.--.--5--.-----5---------.--.--5--5--------.--.--2--2-----2--------| 
A-|--.--.--5--5-----5---------.--.--5--5--------------0--0--------------------| 
E-|--3--3---------------------3--3--------------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------2-----------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------2-----2-----------------| 
D-|--7h9~~~-------------------------------------------2-----2-----------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------0-----0-----------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "I know.                        Your   story      ain't so shocking." 
   Guitar one 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------.-----------------------.-----| 
G-|--------.--.---------------------------.-----4--.--------------.--.--4-----| 
D-|--.--.--2--2--.------------------.--.--5--.-----5--------.--.--5--5--------| 
A-|--0--0--------0--5--4------.--.--5--5-----5--------.--.--5--5--------------| 
E-|-----------------------5---3--3--------------------3--3--------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------4--------------4--------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------5--------------5--5-----5-----------------| 
A-|-----------------5--4--0---------5-----------5-----5-----5-----------------| 
E-|---------------------------3--3--3-----------------3-----3-----------------| 
  

    "You          know,       I             know." 
   Guitar one 
E-|--------------------.------------------------.-----------------------------| 
B-|--------------.-----2--.---------------.-----2--.--------------------------| 
G-|--------.--.--2--.-----2---------.--.--2--.-----2--------------------------| 
D-|--.--.--2--2-----2---------.--.--2--2-----2--------------------------------| 
A-|--0--0---------------------0--0--------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  |                                                                           | 
  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--------6------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|--7-----7------------------7-----7-----------------------------------------| 
A-|--7-----7------------------7-----7-----------------------------------------| 
E-|--5-----5------------------5-----5-----------------------------------------| 
  

    "Blow some steam.                                    Come on and scream!" 
   Guitar one 
E-|-----------------.--------2-----2--5-----------9------9--12--9--12--12b\----| 
B-|--------.-----.--2-----2-----2-------------10-----10------------------------| 
G-|-----.--2--.--2-----2------------------11-----------------------------------| 
D-|-----4-----4----------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|--.-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|--2-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                             AH   | 
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------14\/\| 
B-|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|--4--4-----4--------------4--4---------4------------------------------------| 
A-|--4--4-----4--------------4--4---------4------------------------------------| 
E-|--2--2-----2--------------2--2---------2--------------6--6-------6----------| 
  

    "Hey, hey, hey, hey.          Hey, stoopid. What ya trying to do?" 
                                                                   pick scrape 
E-|-------------------------------------------------------------------X\------| 
B-|-------------------------------------------------------------------X\------| 
G-|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|-----------------------------------------------------6~~~------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, stoopid.   They win, you lose.  Hey, hey, 
   Guitar one 
E-|------------------------------------------------------------8------8-------| 
B-|-----------------------------------------------------------11b----11b------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|--8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|-------------------------------------3b-rb-b-rb-p1h3p1b--------------------| 
A-|-----------------------------------------------------------3~~~~~~~~~~~----| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "hey,     hey. 
   Guitar one        T 
E-|-------8-------10-\--------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|------11b------13b\--------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

  End w/Rhythm figure one 
    "Hey, hey,  hey,   hey.         Hey,  Stoopid.      What ya tryin' to do?" 
                             w/Fill three 
   Guitar one                                           T                T 
E-|----8-----11----15----13---------------11------------H----------------H----| 
B-|---11b----14b---18b---16b~~~-----11~~-------13~~-----9---------------11\---| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--------------------------T------------------------------------------------| 
G-|--------------------------H---------------------------T---------------T----| 
D-|-------------------------14\-------------------------15--------------17----| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  Fill three 
E-|-----------| 
B-|-----------| 
G-|---T-------| 
D-|---H-------| 
A-|--14\------| 
E-|-----------| 
  
  

    "Hey, hey,  hey,   hey.        Hey,  Stoopid.  They win, you lose." 
   Guitar one 
E-|----8-----11----15----13---------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---11b----14b---18b---16b~~~-----------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "Hey, hey,  hey,   hey." 
     w/Fill four 
   Guitar one 
E-|----8-----11----15----13------T--------------------------------------------| 
B-|---11b----14b---18b---16b~~~--H--------------------------------------------| 
G-|------------------------------2\-------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

  Fill four 
E-|---------------| 
B-|---T-----------| 
G-|---H-------T---| 
D-|--14------17\--| 
A-|---------------| 
E-|---------------| 
  
  

    "Hey,        hey,  hey,   hey.                         Hey,  Stoopid." 
   Guitar one 
E-|----------------------------8-------------8~~---8-------8-------8----------| 
B-|--11b--<11>~~-----11b--11b-----11b---11b-----------11b-----11b-----11b-----| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|--------------------------------------T------------------------------------| 
G-|--------------------------------------H------------------------------------| 
D-|-------------------------------------14\-----------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

                                                    "What    ya     tryin' 
   Guitar one 
E-|--8-------8-------8-------8-------8-------8-------8-------8-------8--------| 
B-|-----11b-----11b-----11b-----11b-----11b-----11b-----11b-----11b-----11b---| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----------------------------------------------------------T---------------| 
D-|----------------------------------------------------------15---------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "to      do?            Hey, hey, hey, hey.       If you do that, 
   Guitar one        T                             T 
E-|--8-------8-------8\-----18b~~~--------<18>---<18>---<18>------------------| 
B-|-----11b-----11b-----------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
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  |Guitar two                                                                 | 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|-----------T---------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|----------17\--------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

                                              "they  win      you      lose." 
E-|--15-14-16-21-16-14-21-19-16-14-21-19-16-14-21-19-16-14-23-19-16-14-23-19--| 
B-|-----------tap------tap---------tap---------tap---------tap---------tap----| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
  

    "                    Hey,  hey,  hey,   hey.        Hey,  Stoopid." 
E-|--16-14-23-19---------18b---18b---<18>---<18>~~~~--------------------------| 
B-|--------tap----------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-|---------------X\----------------------------------------------------------| 
E-|---------------X\----------------------------------------------------------|