Misc Unsigned Bands - 2 Man Band In Guitar Class - Squidney Is A Dukewagon Chords & Tabs

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What starts with an S and ends with a Quidney? 
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Squidney! Squidney! 

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Squidney ellen polish sausage hogwarts alien dukewagon ozorkiewcz 

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We write her songs
But she doesn't sing along

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She says oh my gosh guys! That is so aggravating! 
But we do it anyway

Here's a little biography of the squid: 

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She loves jack zones
She has 14 toes

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She has a dog and an evil cat too 
She yells at us till her face is blue
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She wears a scarf around her neck
Don't untie it cuz her head might pop off

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She is really tall and could slam dunk a basketball

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Advice to the squid:
"Lifes a climb but the view is great!"

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She wore a jacket to six flags
It was very hot that day

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Her book bag is pink
Like a pig, oink

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Squidney always laughs when she passes gas
It stinks

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She loves that red scarf
Tori thinks she's gonna barf

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This is the end of our song
Bet you wish you'd sand along.