Artist: Keller Williams
Song Title: Portapotty
Album: Spun
The verse and chorus are played relatively the same way.
The only difference is the G7 in the 2nd part of each verse.
CHORUS
G C G
I fell in love in the portapotty line
D
In the parking lot of some show
G C G
She was dancin' 'round, clutchin' herself
D G
She was waitin' for her turn to go
G C G
Her dreadlocks swung down like them shiny, golden chains
D
And she looked to be strong and brave
G C G
My nose was filled with a bouqet of patchoulli oil
D G
And it looked like that she had never shaved
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G7 C G (etc.)
Well, I knew right away I was in love
That she was the one for me
I could not tell if she felt the same way,
But I knew that she had to pee
CHORUS
-breakdown I-
The sunlight shone bright through the sundress she wore
And reflected off the ring in her nose
Her ankle bells jangled as she danced around
I was proud of the line I had chose
When all of a sudden, she could not take it no more
On that portapotty she wailed and she banged
And as she started tippin' it back and forth
I just raised my head and I sang
CHORUS
-breakdown II-
That pretty little vacant sign showed her face
And she flew right in like Peter Pan
I wanted to be there when she was done
So I went and peed behind a van
Well, I did not realize just how much had been drunk
I stood there for the length of the song
Well, I zipped up, went back to that portapotty
But my sweet, little lover was gone
CHORUS
-stop and then speed up-
CHORUS
She was dancin' 'round, clutchin' herself
She was waitin' for her turn to go
G----C----D----G G7(let ring)
That's about it.
Listen to more Keller.
-Sonic Terrorist (Phukin' Tim)
