It's So Nice To Be Stoned - White Witch (band from the 70s that is no longer together.
released 2 albums, I think, and had some kick-ass songs.)
Standard tuning
INTRO – pick/strum chords G5 Gdim D7sus4 D
Then pick the 4th string as follows: open, 2nd fret, 4th fret
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
G E7
A proclamation was issued today,
A7 D7 D
By the government of the U.S.A,
G E7
Up to ninety-nine years in jail,
A7 D7 D
For illegal possession and sale,.....well
G E7
How can they think they're right when they're wrong,
A7 D7 G
I guess they've never been stoned.
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/w/white_witch/its_so_nice_to_be_stoned_crd.html ]
G E7
Marijuana is the killer weed,
A7 D7 D
It's gonna be the end of you and me,
G E7
So says the US news report,
A7 D7 D
Excuse me while I take a snort,
G E7
Let's get together now and take a toke
A7 D7 G
Of that magic smoke,
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
G E7
Guns and tanks and riot gas,
A7 D7 D
Can't stop you from smokin' grass,
G E7
Oh, listen to me brother and I'll tell you true,
A7 D7 G E7
Marijuana is good for you, oh yeah,
A7 D7 G
Marijuana is good for you.
Then pick the 4th string over top of spoken words "Breath deeply" as follows: open,
fret, 4th fret
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
G B7 E7 A7 D7
G
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.
Adlib, repeat and fade
