Voltaire - The Uss Make Shit Up Chords & Tabs

 

The Uss Make Shit Up Chords & Tabs

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The Uss Make Shit Up Tab

   
The USS Make Shit Up- Voltaire

D  G  D  A    D  G  A      D

D                      
I was stranded on a planet
G
Just me and Spock
D                             A
we met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
D                                G
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
A                                              D
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

bust a move Tog

D                               G
I was standing on a bridge when Sulu came to me
D                                    A
his eyes were full of tears he said "captain cant you see
D                         G
the ship is gonna blow do something i beseach"
A                                                                  D
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach


and I say
D                               G
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
D
thats the way we do things lad
A 
we make shit up as we wish
D                             G
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
A                                                     D
cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
D   G               F#m                G      A
la, da da da, da da da, la da da da da daaa,  daaa

D                             G
Although hes just a child and something of a twit
D                                     A
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
D                                   G
he's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
A                                           D
if only he could beam those pimples off his face

D                               G
and if you're at a party on the starship enterprise 
D                           A
and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
D                          G
set up an neutrino field inside a can of peas
A                                              D
hold on to geordi's visor and sing into data's knee

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and I said
D                               G
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
D
thats the way we do things lad 
A
we make shit up as we wish
D                             G
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
A                                                     D
cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

D                       G
Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place 
D                                A
he loiters on the space station above bajoran space
G                                   G
the wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far
A                                                           D
we'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

D                          G
What is with the klingons, remember in the day 
D                                       A
they looked like puerto ricans and they dressed in gold lame
D                              G
now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead 
A                                                        D
with leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads


and I say
D                               G
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
D
thats the way we do things lad 
A
we make shit up as we wish
D                             G
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
A                                                     D
cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

D                          G
I was stuck on Voyager and pounding on the door
D                                   A
when suddently it dawned on me i've seen this show before
D                                G
perhaps i'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
A                                                          D
It was way back in the sixties when they called it Lost in Space

D                            G
we were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
D                       A
so we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
D                               G
normally you'd think that would get us into shit
A                                                   D
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits


and I say
D                               G
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
D
thats the way we do things lad 
A
we make shit up as we wish
D                             G
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
A                                    G
cuz if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
A
we'll pull something out of our behind
A                         D
We'll just make some shit up

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