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The USS Make Shit Up- Voltaire D G D A D G A D D I was stranded on a planet G Just me and Spock D A we met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up D G We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed A D We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head bust a move Tog D G I was standing on a bridge when Sulu came to me D A his eyes were full of tears he said "captain cant you see D G the ship is gonna blow do something i beseach" A D I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach and I say D G Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish D thats the way we do things lad A we make shit up as we wish D G the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us A D cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up D G F#m G A la, da da da, da da da, la da da da da daaa, daaa D G Although hes just a child and something of a twit D A Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit D G he's the guy you want with you when you go out in space A D if only he could beam those pimples off his face D G and if you're at a party on the starship enterprise D A and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies D G set up an neutrino field inside a can of peas A D hold on to geordi's visor and sing into data's knee [ Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/v/voltaire/the_uss_make_shit_up_tab.html ] and I said D G Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish D thats the way we do things lad A we make shit up as we wish D G the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us A D cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up D G Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place D A he loiters on the space station above bajoran space G G the wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far A D we'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar D G What is with the klingons, remember in the day D A they looked like puerto ricans and they dressed in gold lame D G now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead A D with leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads and I say D G Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish D thats the way we do things lad A we make shit up as we wish D G the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us A D cuz if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up D G I was stuck on Voyager and pounding on the door D A when suddently it dawned on me i've seen this show before D G perhaps i'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase A D It was way back in the sixties when they called it Lost in Space D G we were looking for a way to make the ratings soar D A so we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg D G normally you'd think that would get us into shit A D But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits and I say D G Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish D thats the way we do things lad A we make shit up as we wish D G the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us A G cuz if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind A we'll pull something out of our behind A D We'll just make some shit up *One of my favorites for you to enjoy pikapower328@aol.com
