The Jerk Offs - Screw That Man Chords & Tabs

Screw That Man by The Jerk Offs

This is the song from "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" that Nick and his band played 
stage. Sadly it's not on the soundtrack, but you can find it on Youtube (see below).
I was looking all over for this tab but it's no where to be found so I decided to take 
time to make my own.
I hope you like it -- This, incidentally, is my first tab online too! So don't kill me!

P.S. I'm a guitarist, not a bassist. For the guitar part you can pretty much just go off 
this tab and ad lib a bit... It's not too hard.

And if anyone can figure how to get this tone on the guitar please let me know! 
This song is amazing!

Special thanks to SKA8919 and inspired1092 from Youtube!

Enjoy and please rate!


Standard Tuning (E A D G B E)

Intro / Main Riff
G|---------------------------------|
D|-----5-3-----3-3-----5-3---------|
A|-3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-4-4-4-|
E|---------------------------------|

Riff Two
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-9-9-9-7-/-14-14-14-|
E|----------------------------------------------|

"I'm illegal"
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/the_jerk_offs/screw_that_man_btab.html ]
Bridge
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-8-8-6-8-8-8-6-8-8-8-6-8-8-9-9-9-| x2
E|---------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-3-3-1-3-3-3-1-3-3-3-1-3-3-4-4-4-| x2
E|---------------------------------|

Intro x4
Riff Two
Intro x4
Riff Two
Intro x4
Riff Two
Intro x2
Bridge x2
Riff Two
Intro x2
(Rest - "I wanna screw that man")
Intro x3
(Rest - Drums)


If I take a look I gotta have it
Big brother is your mother come and catch me if you can
I'm hooked, Can't kick this habit
Don't bother with the father
Holy water can't clean these hands

I'm illegal
You're illegal
Even my dog's illegal
I bet the life you lead is true

He's illegal
She's illegal
I'm a illegal, you're illegal too
I'm gonna sue persuing you

Screw that man
Screw that man
I want to screw that man

Screw that man
Screw that man
I want to screw that man

I'm gonna screw you man
I wanna screw YOU man
I wanna screw that man!

The Jerk offs:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=43858841
(Ultimate-guitar requires a link for this tab since this band is "not in the database")