Swayne Garret - Email Female Chords & Tabs

 

Email Female Chords & Tabs

Swayne Garret Chords & Tabs

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Email Female Chords

   
Email Female                  G.Swayne/H.Khatib



Chords by D. Rickard (dave----at----davidrickard---d0t---net 
      and C. Smart (snakeman65----at----lineone---d0t---net)


C                     F              C
Given up on tryin' to meet real-life women
     F                                                        C
With what they put me through, I couldn't see no future with 'em
     F                 G
So I bought a computer set
      C          F
And I got on the Internet
                            G        C
And headed out for a little taste of CyberLivin'


C                       F                     C
Well I found me a Users Group for the sad and lonely
           F                                         C
Where they don't even care if you're skinny, bald or homely
           F                   G
There were thousands to choose from
          C                    F
But I was lookin for a special one
                       G              C
And I finally found my precious one-&-only...



Chorus:     
         F
She's my email female
C                     G
We fit perfectly
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We practice safe sex
F           C
Electronically
       F     Dm
She my email female
C                       A
She knows what words to say
    F                  G
So I plug in with her every night
      F          G     C
From two time zones away


Interlude:

C

C                 F                 C
We're always so relaxed around each other
      F                                  C
And I never get surprise visits from her mother
           F        G
I could be sober or drunk
           C                 F
Or I could smell just like a skunk
                       G                   C
And the message on the screen still reads, "Howya doin', Lover!"





Bridge:    
         F
She's my CyberHoney, she's the one I chose
      C
Cause I know with her, anything goes
D
I never need to change the sheets
       G
Hell I don't even have to brush my teeth


           F     Dm
She's my email female
C                       A
She knows what words to say
   F                   G
So I plug in with her every night
      F        G       C      F        CFC         
From two time zones  awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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