Steve's Band - Better Halves Chords & Tabs

STEVE'S BAND

BETTER HALVES

Capo Fifth Fret 

G 32003
C 032010
D 000232
Asus2 002200
Asus4 002210

Intro (repeat twice)
G	C	G	D


G		      C
Ash’s girlfriend is Laura,
G		      D
All the boys can’t ignore her,
G		      C
All you can do is admire,
G		      	     D
The way she thrills my desire.

G	C	G	D
G	C	G	D

Asus2		      Asus4
Lee’s boyfriend is Bradley,
Asus2		             Asus4
This is how it goes and sadly,
Asus2		      Asus4
He will shaft your bandwidth,
Asus2			Asus4
And shaft your arse until you’re sick.

G	C	G	D
G	C	G	D
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G		        C
Dave’s girlfriend is Holly,
G			 D
You’d think she was a wally,
G		         C
For going out with a retard,
G				   D	
But I don’t care as she makes me hard.
G	C	G	D
G	C	G	D

Asus2		 Asus4
Chaz’s sprite is Lara,
Asus2		           Asus4
She’s not real, but he likes her,
Asus2		           Asus4
Coates is sitting with great glee,
Asus2			       Asus4
As she may have cost him his degree.

G	C	G	D
G	C	G	D

G		        C
Steve’s girlfriend is Emily,
G			         D
Who is always saying she is proud to be
G		      C
His girlfriend who gets a shock,
G			 D
When he unleashes his big cock.

G	C	G	D
G	C	G	D

Asus2			          Asus4
Chris has got a friend called Gillian,
Asus2			      Asus4
I say a friend because she wants a man,
Asus2			Asus4
Not someone who will kiss and tell,
Asus2			      Asus4
Or Chris who hasn’t got a chance in hell…

G	C	G	D
G	C	G	C	D	G