Stephen Lynch - Superhero Chords & Tabs

 

Superhero Chords & Tabs

Stephen Lynch Chords & Tabs

Version: 2 Type: Chords

Superhero Chords

   
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[Verse Pt. A]
D          G    A    Bm    G          A      D
If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awsome Man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan

(Those lines have the same riff)

[Verse Pt. B]
    G        A         D
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry

[Verse Pt. C]
    G                A          D  A    Bm
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van

       G          A       D   
'Cause I would be awesome man

(Just play a D chord during the speaking parts)

[Pt. A]
If I could be a superhero, I would be drug-free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy

[Pt. B]
I'd take all the junkie-ies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and their sticks made of tai

[Pt. C]
I'd burn them alive as I squeal with joy
'Cause I would be drug-free boy

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[Pt. A]
If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food

[Pt. B]
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
like landscaping, dish-washing, picking our fruit

[Pt. C]
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brood
'Cause I'd be immigration dude

(Play A D again)

[Pt. A]
If I could be a superhero, would you be Justice Guy
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie

[Pt. B]
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
And ran off to f---ing hawaii with some doctor named "Bob"

[Pt. C]
You'd skin them and drain them of blood 'till they die...especially Bob
Then you would be justice guy

[Pt. B]
Or you could be more subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease, Let him die of the plague

[Pt. C]
As long as they suffered for their terrible lie...especially Bob
Yes then you would be justice guy

    G              A
Yes Then you would be

    G     A   
A superhero like

D    G  A  D  
Meeeeeeeeeee