Stephen Lynch - Lion 2012 Chords & Tabs

 

Lion 2012 Chords & Tabs

Stephen Lynch Chords & Tabs

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Lion 2012 Tab

   
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                                         L i o n   ( 2 0 1 2 )
                T h e   U n o f f i c i a l   O n l i n e   G u i t a r   C h o r d s
                                       S T E P H E N   L Y N C H
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                   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
                   + This file is the work of Jordan Lapping and represents his    +
                   + transcription of the album. You may only use this file for    +
                   + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
                   + be duplicated for use with other websites without written     +
                   + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy.               +
                   +---------------------------------------------------------------+


                    ARTIST:   Stephen Lynch 
                    ALBUM:    Lion (2012)
                    GERNE:    Comedy
                    SONGS:    
                              1. Tattoo
                              2. No Meat
                              3. So This Is Outer Space?
                              4. Lorelei
                              5. Lion
                              6. Tennessee
                              7. Let Me Inside
                              8. The Night I Laid You Down
                              9. Too Jesusy
                             10. The Gathering
                             11. You'll Do
                             12. Whiskey Dick
                             13. Hey Love


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1.                                           T a t t o o
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 2nd Fret


 CHORDS [relative to capo]:
     Am   C  Cadd9  D    G
e]---0----0----0----2----3---|
B]---1----1----1----3----0---|
G]---0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----0----0---|
A]---0----3----2---------2---|
E]-----------------------3---|


 INTRO:

||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 1:
            G         D          C      Cadd9 Am
  You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings - inner thigh
    G          D            C          Cadd9  Am  
  Queer tattoo,  that's a queer tattoo
    G             D            C            Cadd9    Am
  Flaming skull smoking pot, that's the opposite of not a
    G          D          C          Cadd9  Am 
  Queer tattoo,  it's a queer tattoo



 VERSE 2:
              G                      D                       C           Cadd9     Am
  You got a Tweety Bird, you got a school mascot, you got a Hello Kitty; tell you what you got
          G          D          C          Cadd9  Am
  Got a queer tattoo,  such a queer tattoo
        G                   D                C               Cadd9   Am
  You think that symbol in Japanese means "strength" or "honor"  -  nigger, please
              G           D            C          Cadd9  Am    
  It means "queer tattoo",  that's a queer tattoo



 INTERLUDE:

||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 3:
   G                 D                C               Cadd9 Am
  Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say "Insert Cock Here"
    G          D            C          Cadd9  Am
  Whore tattoo,  that's a whore tattoo
            G       D                         C             Cadd9      Am
  And that teardrop under your eye, that you got in prison 'cause you killed a guy
             G            D            C          Cadd9  Am   
  That's a… cool tattoo;  Sir, that's cool tattoo



 VERSE 4:
             G                   D                C           Cadd9     Am
  You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask then you must've asked
         G           D                      C           Cadd9  Am
  For a queer tattoo,  "Give me your most queer tattoo"
         G                    D                          C         Cadd9      Am
  Your child's name with the words "Be strong" would be beautiful, but they spelt 'strong' wrong
               G                D                       C             Cadd9  Am
  Yeah, they spelled it 'stong' - your stupid kid will now be 'stong'
                     G              D                                 C                Cadd9  Am
  How the hell they get that wrong?   Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?



 INTERLUDE:

||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 5:
       G                  D              C          Cadd9  Am
  You love your laughing Jesus tat, but that's just Jesus laughing at your
    G            D          C           Cadd9  Am
  Queer tattoos,  so many queer tattoos
      G                  D                  C        Cadd9 Am
  I guess you got that tribal-band from a tribe indigenous to the land of
    G            D         C           Cadd9  Am
  Queer tattoos,  really queer tattoos



 VERSE 6:
       G                          D                   C                 Cadd9  Am
  You got barbed wire, you got a poker Ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
          G          D               C          Cadd9  Am
  Got a queer tattoo,  a seriously queer tattoo
            G       D                   C              Cadd9 Am
  And by 'queer' I just mean 'bad', it wouldn't mean gay unless you had
     G                  D                    C                          Am
  A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gag
             G          D               C          Cadd9  Am
  That's a queer tattoo;  a literally queer tattoo



 OUTRO:

|| G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / ||




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2.                                         N o   M e a t
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret


 CHORDS [relative to capo]:
     Am   C  Cmaj9  F    G
e]---0----0----0----x----3---|
B]---1----1----1----1----3---|
G]---2----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2---(0)---2---|
E]------------------x----3---|


 INTRO:
    Am                G                 C
e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------------------------------|
G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--|
D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----2-----3-----2-----0-----|
A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------------------------------|
E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------|

    Am                G                 C
e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------------------------------|
G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----0-----0-----0--------------------|
D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----2-----3----------(2p0)--|
A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------------------------------|
E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------|

    Am                G                 C                        C
e]--------------------------------------------------0-----0-0-0-------0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|
B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------1-----1-1-1-------1-1-1--1-1-1-1-1--|
G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0--------------0-----0-0-0-------0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|
D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------------0h2---2-2-2-------2-2-2--0h2-2-2-2--|
A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------3-----3-3-3--3----3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3--|
E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------------------|





 VERSE 1:
C        F        Am              G
  Vegan living, so   healthy and clean
C          F            Am            G
  So much brown rice, so   many mung beans
G         F   C                  F      C
  And no meat - not one bite of meat
         F   C            F      C
  Juicy meat - succulent meat



 CHORUS 1:
                  G         F        C
  Instead I get gluten and seaweed stew
   G                            F         C
  Rice, milk, and lentils, and fucking tofu
        G                         F              C
  I respect every creature, from horse, fly, to cow
       C          G             F           C
  But I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
         C          G             F           C       Cmaj9
  Yeah, I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now



 TRANSITION 1:

|| Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | F / / / |
|  Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / ||



 VERSE 2:
C               F                         Am                       G
  You eat your southern fried chicken and,   well I'll just have fruit
C                         F                             Am                  G
  How's that t-bone? No, really, it's cool - I'll just chew on this turnip root
G                     F    C
  With a couple chickpeas
            F     C
  Kill me please



 CHORUS 2:
                G         F       C
  I'm tired of humus and bulgar wheat
     G                     F            C
  Tofurky, tofuckyourself, I want some meat
        G                        F             C
  I respect every creature, the birds and the bees
       C            G             F            C
  But I'd eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
     C             G            F            C       Cmaj9
  Believe me, I'd fug up that Whopper with cheese



 TRANSITION 2:

||: Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | F / / / :|| x7
||  Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / ||



 CHORUS 3/OUTRO:
  G                 F         C
  Alfalfa sprouts, and a red beet
     G                     F               C
  A handful of Trail Mix, mm-mmm, what a treat
   G                          F           C
  How about some soy yoghurt served in a bowl?
  C           G     F         C
  I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
        C           G     F         C
  Yeah, I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole




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3.                          S o   T h i s   I s   O u t e r   S p a c e ?
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     A    B   C#m   E   F#m
e]---0----x----4----0----2---|
B]---2----4----5----0----2---|
G]---2----4----6----1----2---|
D]---2----4----6----2----4---|
A]---0----2----4----2----4---|
E]------------------0----2---|


 INTRO:
||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 1:
E                    A                   F#m
  So this is outer space? What a lovely place
                   B            (E)
  I can't wait to tell the human race
E          A                    F#m
  Hello alien, will you be my friend?
                          B             (E)
  Wait, there's something I can't comprehend



 PRE-CHORUS 1:
E                          A                   F#m
  It's not outer space at all, I'm just at the mall
                           B
  Holy shit, I'm freaking out ya'll



 CHORUS 1:
C#m         A  E             B C#m
  You're on a-cid, you're on a-cid
C#m         A  E
  You're on a-cid
  B                                  (C#m)
  Oh, that's right, let's go to the arcade



 TRANSITION 1:

||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 2:
E                   A                            F#m
  LSD will keep my sane, help me reach a higher plane
                     B            (E)
  According to the spiders in my brain
E                        A                  F#m
  Hey there's a girl I know, I should say hello
                   B             (E)
  But her face is melting, gotta go



 PRE-CHORUS 2:
E                          A                   F#m
  Whoa, I'm freaking out again, where's that alien?
                          B
  I need him to tell me that this trip will end



 CHORUS 2:
C#m         A  E             B C#m
  You're on a-cid, you're on a-cid
C#m         A  E
  You're on a-cid
   B
  All the colors, pretty colors



 BRIDGE:
A            E            B           C#m
  I met the devil, he was at the Cinnabon
A         E              B
  With a monkey named Romone
A                  E            B            C#m
  Whoa, there was dancing on a seven-headed snake
A           E                 B
  Man, this acid's way too strong
  A       B       (C#m)
  Acid's way too strong



 TRANSITION 2:

||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 3:
E                    A                       F#m
  In a psychedelic state, watch my pupils dilate
                          B                 (E)
  Staring in this mirror for three hours straight
E                        A                  F#m
  My reflection starts to glow, then says "Man, it's time to go"
                                 B              (E)
  Hey, reflection, please don't harsh my mellow bro



 VERSE 4:
E                       A                  F#m
  Whoa, there's that alien! Sir, we meed again
                            B                (E)
  I've got a tab of window pane for you my friend
E                                 A                      F#m
  Take too much, you'll peak too soon, what a crazy afternoon
                        B
  Me and an alien are tripping balls to the moon



 CHORUS 3/OUTRO:
C#m        A  E            B C#m
  We're on a-cid, we're on a-cid
C#m        A  E
  We're on a-cid
     B                                 E
  I got some left for the devil and Romone




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4.                                               L o r e l e i
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
    A    A6   A6*  A7  A7* Bbdim  Bm   C    D    D*   D7   G
e]--x----0----2----3----0----0----2----0----2----5----8----3--|
B]--2----2----2----2----2----2----3----1----3----7----7----0--|
G]--2----2----2----2----0----0----4----0----2----7----7----0--|
D]--2----4----2----2----2----2----4----2----0----7----7----0--|
A]--0----0----0----0----0----1----2----3---------5----5----2--|
E]---------------------------------------------------------3--|


 INTRO:

|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A ||



 VERSE 1:
   D   D*  D7               G C G   D
  Lorelei,   Lorelei had a la- -zy eye
             A        A6     A   Bbdim      Bm        A    G  
  Straight ahead she would stare and still see shit over there
           D  A  (D)               
  With her la-zy eye



 TRANSITION 1:

|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A ||



 VERSE 2:
  D    D*  D7           G       C G          D    G  D
  Annabel,   Annabel had an odd,   odd odd smell
       A      A6  A       Bbdim  Bm         A    G  
  Cigarettes and gin, with some ball-sweat mixed in
           D    A   (D)               
  Such an odd, odd smell



 TRANSITION 2:

|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A ||

|| A / A6 | A7 A6* A |  Bm / A | G / / ||
|| D / /  | A7* / /  ||: D / G | D / A :||



 VERSE 3:
   D     D*   D7               G   C G     D
  Donna Ruth,   Donna Ruth had  a sna-ggletooth
               A        A6 A       Bbdim      Bm    A    G  
  Smile would win her no  fans, but she could open some cans
            D  A   (D)               
  With her snaggletooth



 TRANSITION 3:

|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / / ||



 VERSE 4:
   D     D*   D7                  G   C G         D
  Mary Claire,   Mary Claire had long,  long red hair
            A     A6  A       Bbdim  Bm    A    G  
  Soft and silky, I swear, but her asshole is where
           D    A  (D)               
  She had long red hair



 TRANSITION 4:

|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / / ||



 BRIDGE:
               A                     G             D
  Whoa, these ladies were lovely, so I don't know why
     A        A6   A               G            D
  I sent them all packing, yeah I let them all fly
  A                           G         D
  I should be cool, give them a-nother try
     A       A6   A            G    A
  Except for the one with the lazy eye - can't get passed that one



 VERSE 5/OUTRO:
   D  D*   D7            G     C G   D
  Rosario,   Rosario was  from Me-xico
                    A    A6    A   Bbdim    Bm     A    G  
  There's nothing wrong with that, but her ankles were fat
          D  A   D               
  So she had to go
            A    A6    A   Bbdim    Bm     A    G  
  Nothing wrong with that, but her ankles were fat
          D  A   D               
  So she had to go




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5.                                             L i o n
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     C     Em    G
e]---0-----0-----3---|
B]---1-----0-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0---|
A]---3-----2-----2---|
E]---------0-----3---|


 INTRO [NARRATION]:

     "Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just
      couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest
      guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of a
      dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only way
      they know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2...          "



 CHORUS 1:
    G     C   Em    G     C  Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
    G           C              Em
 #1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
    G      C       Em
 #2: Or a guy like me?



 VERSE 1:
    G         C           Em
 #1: I would comfort you when you're sad
    G               C              Em
 #2: Well, I would just leave you crying
    G            C             Em
 #1: I would protect you if a lion attacked you
    G               C            Em
 #2: Not trying to fuck with no lion



 VERSE 2:
    G         C           Em
 #1: I would fight a man for your honor
    G          C          Em
 #2: I don't know no kung fu
    G           C            Em
 #1: I'd carry you across a muddy field
    G
 #2: Bitch, these Jordans are new(!)



 CHORUS 2:
    G     C   Em    G     C  Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
    G           C              Em
 #1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
    G      C       Em
 #2: Or a guy like me?



 VERSE 3:
    G         C          Em
 #1: I would read you romantic poetry
    G                  C          Em
 #2: I'll leave that shit on the shelf
    G                          C        Em
 #1: My love making would be sweet and tender
    G                  C         Em
 #2: This thing ain't sucking itself, no



 VERSE 4:
    G         C               Em
 #1: I would take you to the finest restaurants
    G          C         Em
 #2: Here's an old Baby Ruth
    G         C             Em
 #1: I would tell you how pretty you look tonight
    G
 #2: And I would tell you the truth



 CHORUS 3:
    G     C   Em    G     C  Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
    G           C              Em
 #1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
    G      C       Em
 #2: Or a guy like me?



 BRIDGE 1:
         G  C   Em
ALL: But ba-by, baby
           G       C     Em
 #1: The choice is up to you
         G    C  Em
ALL: So pick me quickly
             G         C     Em
 #2: 'Cause I've got shit to do
            G   C      Em
ALL: It's true dear, I do dear
        G        C     Em
 #1: I want you to be mine
          G    C    Em
ALL: But let's be clear here
    G
 #2: I'm still not fighting no lion...



 TRANSITION 1:

||: G / C / | Em / / / | G / C / | Em / / / :|| (x4)



 [NARRATION]:

     "Let's see what happens next...                              "



 VERSE 5:
    G       C               Em
 #1: Every day I'd say how much I love you
    G  C          Em
 #2: ... I would not 
    G         C             Em
 #1: I'd surprise you with gifts and flowers
    G                C       Em
 #2: I'd spend your money on pot, yeah



 VERSE 4:
    G           C          Em
 #1: We would stay up all night just talking
    G            C           Em
 #2: I'd fall asleep when I came
    G                C                Em
 #1: I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
    G
 #2: I don't remember your name!



 CHORUS 4:
    G     C   Em    G     C  Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
    G           C              Em
 #1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
    G      C       Em
 #2: Or a guy like me?



 CHORUS 5:
    G     C   Em    G     C  Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
    G           C              Em
 #1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
    G
 #2: Or a guy like me?




 OUTRO [NARRATION]:

     "See? I told you he was kind of a dick.                      "




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6.                                        T e n n e s s e e
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 4th Fret


 CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
     Am   C  Cmaj9  F    G
e]---0----0----0----x----3---|
B]---1----1----1----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2---(0)---2---|
E]-----------------------3---|


 INTRO:

||: C / / F | C / / F :|| (x2)



 VERSE 1:
C                            F         C
  I've seen rocky mountains and great lakes
C                             G
  Stood beneath the redwood tree
F          C  Cmaj9 Am       F    
  But wherever I go my heart aches
C         G                 C        Cmaj9
  For a place called Tennessee



 CHORUS 1:
  Am  F  C            G
  Oh,      come with me
              F                 C            F               G
  Where the whiskey flows like wine and the meth labs are divine
  Am  F  C          G
  Oh,      I wanna be
              F             C             F                 G
  Where the sweet tobacco grows and it's picked by poor Negros
N/C         (C)
  In Tennessee



 TRANSITION 1:

|| C / / F | C / / F ||



 VERSE 2:
C                                   F           C
  Well, it's a place where dueling banjos play
C                             G
  And the mountain folk run free
F             C      Cmaj9      Am  F    
  Where the children can spell 'K.K.K.'
C          G               C        Cmaj9
  But can not spell Tennessee



 CHORUS 2:
  Am  F  C            G
  Oh,      come with me
                F                 C                F            G
  Where every cheek filled with chew, and no-one's ever seen a Jew
  Am  F  C          G
  Oh,      I wanna be
             F                 C                 F            G
  Where the hotdogs are deep fried - that's the reason Elvis died
N/C         (C)
  In Tennessee



 TRANSITION 2:

|| C / / F | C / / F ||



 INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE [verse chords]:

|| C / / / | F / C / | C / / / | G / / / |
 | F / C Cmaj9 | Am / F / | C / G / | C / / Cmaj9 |



 CHORUS 3:
  Am  F  C            G
  Oh,      come with me
             F                  C                   F                 G
  Where the baptist preachers shout that if you're gay, you best get out
  Am  F  C          G
  Oh,      I wanna be
              F             C              F             G
  Where hospitality's the thing, just ask Martin Luther King
N/C             (C)
  Shot in Tennessee



 TRANSITION 3:

||: C / / F | C / / F :|| (x2)



 VERSE 3:
C                            F        C
  The birthplace of Aretha, Queen of Soul
C                        G
  The B.B. King, and Al Gore
F                C     Cmaj9   Am   F    
  Well, I'm not saying it's a shit hole
C                 G             C        Cmaj9
  But they don't live there anymore



 CHORUS 4:
  Am  F  C          G
  Oh,      I wanna see
            F            C                F                 G
  Mountain Dew in every cup, and all the dentists just gave up
  Am  F  C            G
  Oh,      come with me
          F                C                       F            G
  In my flat-bed pick-up truck; that's where the classy ladies fuck
N/C         F
  In Tennessee
  F             C
  Oh, in Tennessee


[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/stephen_lynch/lion_2012_tab.html ]
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7.                                    L e t   M e   I n s i d e
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 4th Fret


 CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
    Am7     C   Cmaj7/B Cmaj9
e]---0------0------0------0---|
B]---1------1------1------1---|
G]---0------0------0------0---|
D]---2------2------2------0---|
A]---0------3------2------2---|
E]----------------------------|


 INTRO:
    C               Cmaj7/B         Am7             Cmaj7/B
e]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B]--------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--------|
G]--------------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--|
D]-----2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2-----| (x4)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|



 VERSE 1:
C          Cmaj7/B       Am7            Cmaj7/B (C)
  Will you show me your heart, will you open it wide?
C Cmaj7/B         Am7             Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Expose the raw nerves, will you let me inside?
C         Cmaj7/B       Am7           Cmaj7/B    (C)
  Can you tear down the wall, for the motor has dried
C          Cmaj7/B       Am7            Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Will you show me your heart, will you let me inside?



 TRANSITION 1:
    C               Cmaj9           Am7             Cmaj9
e]--------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--------|
B]--------------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--|
G]-----0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0-----|
D]-----------------------------------------------------------------| (x2)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|



 VERSE 2:
C         Cmaj7/B  Am7      Cmaj7/B    (C)
  There's not to infer, and nothing implied
C   Cmaj7/B    Am7           Cmaj7/B  (C)
  I literally mean, will you let me inside?
C     Cmaj7/B        Am7           Cmaj7/B   (C)
  I'm at your front door, it's not open - I tried
C      Cmaj7/B  Am7            Cmaj7/B  (C)
  It's cold as balls out here, let me inside



 TRANSITION 2:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 3:
C     Cmaj7/B        Am7    Cmaj7/B   (C)
  You know when it's dark I get terrified
C         Cmaj7/B  Am7         Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Come on, seriously, will you let me inside?
C         Cmaj7/B    Am7         Cmaj7/B (C)
  Think I just saw a possum, all beady-eyed
C       Cmaj7/B         Am7             Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Those things fucking scare me, please let me inside



 TRANSITION 2:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)

"Let me inside"



 VERSE 4:
C         Cmaj7/B    Am7         Cmaj7/B (C)
  Are you angry with me, are you preoccupied?
C         Cmaj7/B   Am7           Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Are you taking a shit and can't let me inside?
C       Cmaj7/B         Am7         Cmaj7/B        (C)
  I can smell from the kitchen, the food that you fried
C          Cmaj7/B    Am7      Cmaj7/B  (C)
  I've had half of a PowerBar, let me inside



 TRANSITION 3:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)

"Let me inside"



 VERSE 5:
C         Cmaj7/B  Am7      Cmaj7/B (C)
  How can this situation be rectified?
C      Cmaj7/B    Am7           Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Hey, here's an idea - fucking let me inside
C          Cmaj7/B             Am7        Cmaj7/B   (C)
  Tried to climb through your window, but I was too wide
C            Cmaj7/B     Am7       Cmaj7/B  (C)
  You should get bigger windows or let me inside



 TRANSITION 4:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)

"Let me inside"



 VERSE 5:
C         Cmaj7/B    Am7             Cmaj7/B    (C)
  Are you with a new guy that you're trying to hide?
C           Cmaj7/B      Am7           Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Girl, I'm down for a threesome, just let me inside
C       Cmaj7/B           Am7        Cmaj7/B        (C)
  Okay, that's the last straw, I'm a man, I've got pride
C        Cmaj7/B       Am7            Cmaj7/B  (C)
  And my toesies are freezing, please let me inside



 TRANSITION 4:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)

"Let me inside"



 VERSE 6/OUTRO:
    C               Cmaj7/B         Am7             Cmaj7/B
e]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B]--------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--------|
G]--------------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--|
D]-----2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2-----| (x2)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|

    C               Cmaj7/B         Am7             Cmaj7/B
e]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D]-----------------------------------------------------------------| (x2)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|


C          Cmaj7/B       Am7            Cmaj7/B (C)
  Will you show me your heart, will you open it wide?
C Cmaj7/B         Am7             Cmaj7/B  (C)
  Expose the raw nerves, will you let me inside?
C         Cmaj7/B       Am7           Cmaj7/B    (C)
  Can you tear down the wall, for the motor has dried
C     Cmaj7/B      Am7           Cmaj7/B
 'Til then I'll be sitting here, waiting out...



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8.                       T h e   N i g h t   I   L a i d   Y o u   D o w n
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     C    D    Em   G  Gmaj7/F#
e]---0----2----0----3----3---|
B]---1----3----0----0----0---|
G]---0----2----0----0----0---|
D]---2----0----2----0----0---|
A]---3---------2----2----x---|
E]-------------0----3----2---|


 INTRO:

||: G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 1 [Stephen]:
           G      C      G
  We were young, maybe twenty
               D     C       G
  You wore a white dressing gown
            G        C        G
  Drinking wine and dancing slowly
          D       C        G        Gmaj7/F#
  On the night I laid you down



 CHORUS 1 [Stephen]:
           Em          C           G        Gmaj7/F#
  And the moonlight revealed your body
          Em                         C       D
  As the radio played some old Phil Collins songs
            G         C         G
  And we believed in something holy
          D       C        G
  On the night I laid you down



 TRANSITION 1:

|| G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / ||



 VERSE 2 [Courtney]:
          G   C       G
  We had love in our eyes
      D      C       G
  We passion in our souls
             G   C       G
  There was fire in our kisses
              D          C       G        Gmaj7/F#
  But it was not a Phil Collins song



 CHORUS 2 Courtney + (Stephen) + [both]:
      Em                         C    G
  It might have been like Mike + The Mechanics
                                           (I don't know who that is)
Gmaj7/F#   Em                          C    D
  Yes, you do, he was the other guy in Genesis
                    G        C            G
 (Mmmm, I'm pretty sure that it was Phil Collins)
                                               No, it wasn't
           D       C        G
 [On this night I laid you down]



 TRANSITION 2:

|| G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / ||



 VERSE 3 (Stephen) + Courtney + [both]:
       G               C       G
 (Any way)        (it doesn't matter)
          Any way                  Doesn't matter
           D                   C       G
 (We made love)             ['Til the dawn]
              We made love
       G                              C      G
 (Two hearts beating)            (is all we heard)
                Two hearts beating                 Oh boy, here we go
                D                            C       G        Gmaj7/F#
 (Besides that old)                   [Phil Collins song]
                There was fuckin' no



 CHORUS 3 (Stephen) + Courtney + [both]:
            Em                                 C              G
 (Well, it might have been that song from the movie with the jambox)
                                                                 Say anything
             Gmaj7/F# Em                          C         D
 (That's the one)
             Who the hell mixes up Peter Gabriel with Phil Collins 
                                G                               C        G
 (Well fuck you, I guess I'm no expert)            (in fucking nineties music)     (whatever)
                                    No, you're not                         eighties
          D       C        G
 [On the night I laid you down]
          D       C        G
 [On the night I laid you down]




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9.                                       T o o   J e s u s y
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 1st Fret


 CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
     Am   C  Csus4  Em   F    G    G7
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3----1---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0----0---|
D]---2----2----3----2----3----0----0---|
A]---0----3----3----2----3----2----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3----3---|


 INTRO:

||: C / Csus4 | C / Csus4 :|| (x2)



 VERSE 1:
      Am
  Oh baby, you were such a tease
  F                                C       Csus4
  Only get down on your knees to pray
       C       Csus4
  To pray
       Am
  And something in your Bible says
   F                              G
  Not to let me share your bed today
     G7
  Today



 CHORUS 1:
       C     G
  Oh, now I see
            Am           Em
  That you turned out to be
       F   G     (C)
  Too Jesusy for me



 TRANSITION 1:

||: C / Csus4 | C / Csus4 :|| (x2)



 VERSE 2:
       Am
  Our life was filled with sexy and kink
  F                                   C       Csus4
  Cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer
       C       Csus4
  And beer
            Am
  Now it's Bible verse and Bible class
   F                                   G
  And Bible shove it up your arse, my dear
      G7
  My dear



 CHORUS 2:
         C       G
 'Cause you and me
        Am            Em
  Plus Jesus makes three
              F   G     (C)
  That's too Jesusy for me



 TRANSITION 2:

|| C / Csus4 | C / Csus4 ||



 BRIDGE:
   G
  You and I are through
          F             C
  Can I please get an Amen?
   G
 'Cause I got bored with you
            F             G     G7
  When you got all born again



 INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE:

|| C / / / | G / / / | Am / / / | Em / / / |
|| F / / / | G / / / ||

|| C / Csus4 | C / Csus4 ||



 VERSE 3:
       Am
  I'm sick of hearing about that guy
       F                         C       Csus4
  His magic kingdom in the sky above
    C       Csus4
  Above
      Am
  So take that precious cross you wear
       F                               G
  And give yourself a Linda Blair, my love
      G7
  My love



 CHORUS 3:
      C          G
  If Jesus were me
       Am          Em
  Even he would agree
              F   G     Am       G
  You're too Jesusy for me, for me
       F   G     (C)
  Too Jesusy for me



 OUTRO:

|| C / Csus4 | C / Csus4 ||
|| C / Csus4 | C         ||




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10.                                  T h E   G A t h E r i n G
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret


 CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
     C  Csus4  D    Em   G
e]---0----0----2----0----3---|
B]---1----1----3----0----0---|
G]---0----0----2----0----0---|
D]---2----3----0----2----0---|
A]---3----3---------2----2---|
E]------------------0----3---|


 INTRO:

|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C ||



 VERSE 1:
G             C             Csus4 C   G
  Dare I say,  the greatest po-  -ets of our day
C       Csus4 C        Em          C              D
  Shaggy  2  Dope and Violent Jay;  the hip hip clowns
G            C      Csus4   C    G
  Haters see   just white-trash family
C         Csus4 C Em     C               D
  They say fan of I.C.P.  must have the downs



 CHORUS 1:
C          D                G
  I don't care, I love them so
C             D                G
  Cornrow my hair and drink Faygo
C             D     N/C
  I'm every where - I am Juggalo



 TRANSITION 1:

|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C ||



 VERSE 2:
G             C        Csus4 C  G
  Let us sing   of the an-nual gathering
C            Csus4 C   Em        C          D
  Come see a cultural happening,  and also tits
G               C        Csus4 C   G
  Call us sick,  say you hate our wigger schtick
C          Csus4  C   Em    C          D
  But it's about the music,  and also tits



 CHORUS 2:
C             D                   G
  You put us down but you don't know
C               D                 G
  I'm a proud clown, and so's my hoe
C              D   N/C
  I wear the crown of Juggalo



 TRANSITION 2:

|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C ||

|| Am / / / | C / / / | D / / / | D / / / ||



 CHORUS 3:
C        D                  G
  Come along to the posse show
C                D                   G
  Our bond is strong, like magnets, yo
C              D   N/C
  I sing this song for the Juggalo



 OUTRO:

|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G       ||




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11.                                      Y o u ' l l   D o
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     C    D    Em   G
e]---0----2----0----3---|
B]---1----3----0----0---|
G]---0----2----0----0---|
D]---2----0----2----0---|
A]---3---------2----2---|
E]-------------0----3---|


 INTRO:

|| G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / ||



 VERSE 1 Stephen + (Courtney):
        G                               Em      C            G        Em   C
  I've been drinking here since 5, it's 2AM and everybody's gone
       G                          Em              C                 G        Em   C
  The bar man's cleaning up, the jukebox off and all the lights are on
G                     Em      C                   G        Em   C
 (I look up from my PBR, and see your desperate stare)
         G                                 Em       C         G           Em   C
 (Well, you're a drunk and I've got low esteem, we make a perfect pair)



 CHORUS 1 [Both] + Stephen:
       D                        C
 [And we can read each other's minds]
     D                                  C
 [Tonight we're the best that we could find]
            C                                   G        Em   C
  There's no one left but you - [I guess you'll do]
                 G        Em   C
 [I guess you'll do]



 TRANSITION 1:

|| G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / ||



 VERSE 2 (Courtney) + Stephen:
          G                  Em            C                G        Em   C
 (You're not the kind of guy I would ever tell me friends about)
      G                           Em           C                 G        Em   C
  I smell like Taco Bell, you'll probably get sick when we make out
G                         Em        C                G        Em   C
 (And I bet you've never been with someone quite my size)
         G                    Em        C              G           Em   C
  Yeah, but your face not so bad, if I kinda squint my eyes



 CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen:
      D                         C
 [And even though you're gonna laugh]
  D                            C
 [For the minute a half] that I'm inside of you
                 G        Em   C
 [I guess you'll do]
                 G        Em   C
 [I guess you'll do]



 BRIDGE [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
Em                         D                       C
 [We wear our desperation well] walking into this motel
Em                              D                              C
 [A scent of sadness fills the room] along with your cheap perfume
  N/C          G        Em   C
 (...And Taco Bell)
            G        Em   C
 [And Taco Bell]



 TRANSITION 2:

|| G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / || (x2)



 CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen:
      D                     C
 [And I don't mean to be unkind]
       D                    C
 [But baby, even you don't mind] an STD or two
                 G        Em   C
 [I guess you'll do]
                 G        Em   C
 [I guess you'll do]
                 G
  I guess you'll do




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12.                                   W h i s k e y   D i c k
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     Am   C  Fmaj7
e]---0----0----0---|
B]---1----1----1---|
G]---2----0----2---|
D]---2----2----3---|
A]---0----3----x---|
E]-----------------|


 INTRO:
    Am               C                Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|



VERSE 1:
    Am               C                Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|

    Am               C                Fmaj7
e]--------0----------------0----------------0---------------0----------|
B]------------1----------------1----------------1-------1-------1------|
G]----2-----------2----0-----------0----3-----------3---------------3--|
D]------------------------------------3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----| (x4)
A]--0---0---0---0----3---3---3---3-------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Am C  Fmaj7 Am C   Fmaj7
  Oh my God,  I feel sick
    Am   C  Fmaj7  Am   C  Fmaj7
  Drank too much; whis-key dick
    Am  C  Fmaj7  Am    C  Fmaj7
  Tried so hard  with this chick
    Am   C  Fmaj7  Am   C  Fmaj7
  Still too soft; whis-key dick



 TRANSITION 1:
    Am               C                Fmaj7
e]--------0----------------0----------------0---------------0----------|
B]------------1----------------1----------------1-------1-------1------|
G]----2-----------2----0-----------0----3-----------3---------------3--|
D]------------------------------------3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----| (x4)
A]--0---0---0---0----3---3---3---3-------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|



 VERSE 2:
   Am  C  Fmaj7  Am   C  Fmaj7
  Rise it must, point to prove
   Am   C Fmaj7  Am  C  Fmaj7
  Wait, I just  felt it move
    Am  C Fmaj7   Am  C  Fmaj7
  Tried a-gain,  have no doubt
   Am C   Fmaj7  Am   C  Fmaj7
  Now it's in;  fell back out



 TRANSITION 2:
||: Am / / / | C / / / | Fmaj7 / / / | Fmaj7 / / / :|| (x8)



 BRIDGE:
    Am      C     Fmaj7
  Pleasure she is not receiving
   Am        C     Fmaj7
  Bored and angry, now she's leaving
  Am       C           Fmaj7
  It just lies there, looking guilty
    Am         C        Fmaj7
  Small and shrivelled, white and wilty



 TRANSITION 3:
    Am               C                Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x2)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|



 VERSE 3/OUTRO:

    Am               C                Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|

  Am   C   Fmaj7  Am  C  Fmaj7
  Did your best, gave up quick
  Am   C   Fmaj7  Am   C  Fmaj7
  Get some rest, whis-key dick




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13.                                       H e y   L o v e
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     Am   C    Dm   F    G   G7/F
e]---0----0----1----1----3----3---|
B]---1----1----3----1----0----0---|
G]---2----0----2----2----0----0---|
D]---2----2----0----3----0----0---|
A]---0----3---------3----2----x---|
E]------------------1----3----1---|


 INTRO:

||: C / / / | G / / / | G7/F / / / | Am / G / :|| (x2)



 VERSE 1:
   C    G     G7/F           Am  G
  Love hurts, love's a cruel master
   C        G      G7/F            Am  G
  Love's a killer, love's a rotten bastard



 CHORUS 1:
  Dm C   G         Dm   C    G 
  He-y, love, I'm done with you
  Am G   C               F
  Lo-ve will break your heart
Dm   C           G      C
  I hate loving hating love



 VERSE 2:
   C        G         G7/F          Am  G
  Love's a douchebag, love wears it hardy
   C        G     G7/F       Am  G
  Love's a member of the tea party



 CHORUS 2:
  Dm C   G        Dm   C   G 
  He-y, love, go fuck yourself
  Am G  C              F
  Lo-ve   likes Nickleback
Dm   C           G      C
  I hate loving hating love



 TRANSITION 1:

||: C / / / | G / / / | G7/F / / / | Am / G / :|| (x2)



 INSTRUMENTAL [CHORUS]:

|| Dm / C / | G / / / | Dm / C / | G / / / ||

   Am   G  C                F
  Love has   Ann Coulter's face

|| Dm / C / | G / C / | C / / / | C / / / ||



 VERSE 3:
   C        G   G7/F           Am  G
  Love's a fan, of the Boston Red Socks
   C   G  G7/F              Am   G
  Love is a white guy with dreadlocks



 CHORUS 2:
  Dm C   G       Dm    C  G 
  He-y, love, I can't believe
  Am G  C             F
  Yo-u    like Nickleback
Dm   C           G      C
  I hate loving hating love



 OUTRO:
Dm   C        G      Am
  I laa lala lala lalaaa
Dm   C        G
  I laa lala laaaa
   G                C
  Laaa lalaa, lala laa
  N/C
  Love's a cunt




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                                      A n y   Q u e s t i o n s ?
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If you have any questions regarding anything in this guide, feel free to message me over here on
Ultimate Guitar. I'll try and respond as quickly as possible, and I'm more than happy to help out if
I can.

Any corrections may also be messaged to me, but I have done my best to double-check (and
triple-check) everything in here.

Thanks for reading guys, I hope this proves useful!


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