Stephen Lynch - Grandfather Die Chords & Tabs

 

Grandfather Die Chords & Tabs

Stephen Lynch Chords & Tabs

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Grandfather Die Tab

   
Grandfather Die:  Stephen Lynch

               G                             D                        C                      D
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b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--|
g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
d------------------------------0---------------0-----------------------0------|
a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------|
e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
    When grandfather dies,                     life will be strange.

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               D
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b-------------3---------------------3------------------1----------------------------3--|
g-------------4---------------------2------------------0----------------------------2--|
d----0------------------------0--------------0--------------------------------0--------|
a--------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------------|
e--------3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    When grandfather dies,                     my whole world will change.

                   G                        D                             C                          D
e--------------3-------------------2-----------------------0---------------------2--|
b--------------3-------------------3-----------------------1---------------------3--|
g--------------4-------------------2-----------------------0---------------------2--|
d-----0----------------------0-------------------0-------------------------0--------|
a------------------------------------------------------0----------------------------|
e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
   When grandfather dies,                       I'll scream and I'll yell.

              C              D         G    G    G     G    G     G    G
e----------0-----------2--------3----3----3----3----3----3----3---|
b----------1-----------3--------3----3----3----3----3----3----3---|
g----------0-----------2--------4----4----4----4----4----4----4---|
d----0-------------0------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5---|
a-------0-------0---------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5---|
e----------------------------3---3----3----3----3----3----3----3--|
    'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell!

     Bm  Bm  C    C  C     C    C   G    G  G    G    G     G
e-----2----2--0----0--0----0----0--3----3--3----3----3----3-----|
b-----3----3--1----1--1----1----1--3----3--3----3----3----3-----|
g-----4----4--0----0--0----0----0--4----4--4----4----4----4-----|
d-----4----4--2----2--2----2----2--5----5--5----5----5----5-----|
a-----2----2--3----3--3----3----3--5----5--5----5----5----5-----|
e-------------------------------------3----3--3----3----3----3--|
    So grandfather die,                    don't keep me in suspense.

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e-----2----2---0-----0---3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
b-----3----3---1-----1---3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
g-----4----4---0-----0---4-----4-----4-----4-----4----|
d-----4----4---2-----2---5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
a-----2----2---3-----3---5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
e--------------------------3-----3-----3-----3-----3--|
    Oh grandfather cough,   up that inheritance.

     Bm   Bm  C      C   G      G     G      G     G
e-----2----2---0-----0---3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
b-----3----3---1-----1---3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
g-----4----4---0-----0---4-----4-----4-----4-----4---|
d-----4----4---2-----2-------------------------------|
a---------------3-----3---3-----3-----3-----3-----3--|
e----------------------------------------------------|
    Oh grandfather don't,   hold on another day.

      Bm            C          C          D                            D
e-----2-----------0--------0--------2--------------------3-----2--|
b-----3-----------1--------1--------3----------------------3------|
g-----4-----------0--------0--------2------------------------2----|
d-----4-----------2--------2--------0-----------------------------|
a-----2-----------0--------0--------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------|
    I love you to death, but I gots' bills to pay!

               G                             D                        C                      D
e-----------3-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--|
g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
d------------------------------0---------------0----------------------0-------|
a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------|
e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
    A stroke would be nice,                  disease would be cool.

                   G                          D                       C                  
                   D
e--------------3---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--|
b--------------3---------------------3------------------1-------------------------------3--|
g--------------4---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--|
d-----0-------------------------0--------------0-----------------------------------0-------|
a---------------------------------------------------0--------------------------------------|
e---------3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    I'll scatter his ashes,                          in my new swimming pool.


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                   D
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b--------------3---------------------3------------------1-------------------------------3--|
g--------------4---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--|
d-----0--------------------------0--------------0-----------------------------------0------|
a---------------------------------------------------0--------------------------------------|
e---------3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    I'll party with Hef,                            I'll dine with the queen.

                   C                 D           G     G    G    G    G     G    G
e--------------0--------------2---------3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------|
b--------------1--------------3---------3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------|
g--------------0--------------2---------4----4----4----4----4----4----4--------------------|
d-----0------------------0--------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5--------------------|
a---------0----------0------------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5--------------------|
e-----------------------------------3---3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------|
    So what say we unplug that machine?

     Bm  Bm           C    C            G     G    G     G   G
e-----2----2---------0----0----------3----3----3----3---3----|
b-----3----3---------1----1----------3----3----3----3---3----|
g-----4----4---------0----0----------4----4----4----4---4----|
d-----4----4---------2----2----------5----5----5----5---5----|
a-----2----2---------3----3----------5----5----5----5---5----|
e--------------------------------------3----3----3----3---3--|
    Oh grandfather die,                    before the fiscal year.

     Bm  Bm           C    C            G     G    G    G   G
e-----2----2---------0----0----------3----3----3---3---3----|
b-----3----3---------1----1----------3----3----3---3---3----|
g-----4----4---------0----0----------4----4----4---4---4----|
d-----4----4---------2----2----------5----5----5---5---5----|
a-----2----2---------3----3----------5----5----5---5---5----|
e--------------------------------------3----3----3---3---3--|
    Oh grandfather I,                       wish Kevorkian were here.


     Bm   Bm          C    C       G      G     G      G      G
e-----2----2---------0----0------3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
b-----3----3---------1----1------3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
g-----4----4---------0----0------4-----4-----4-----4-----4----|
d-----4----4---------2----2------5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
a-----2----2---------3----3------5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
e----------------------------------3-----3-----3-----3-----3--|
   Oh grandfather fly,               just take your final bow.

      Bm  Bm          C    C   Am                         D                       D
e-----2----2---------0----0----0---------------------2---------------3-----2--|
b-----3----3---------1----1----1---------------------3-----------------3------|
g-----4----4---------0----0----2---------------------2-------------------2----|
d-----4----4---------2----2----2---------------------0------------------------|
a-----2----2---------3----3----0----------------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    Oh grandfather die,             family hates you anyhow!

        D   D   D   D   D   D
e-----2---2---2---2---2---2------|
b-----3---3---3---3---3---3------|
g-----2---2---2---2---2---2------|
d-----0---0---0---0---0---0------|
a--------------------------------|
e--------------------------------|
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   Am         Am         Bm          Bm          C             C            D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    For God's sake you must         be as     old as the               sun,

   Am         Am         Bm          Bm          C            C             D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    Your  social         security                     number is              one.

  Am         Am         Bm          Bm           C             C            D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    You're deaf, dumb, and blind             and an     amputee,

   Am         Am         Bm          Bm          C            C             D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    You donate your    blood            every time that you          pee.

   Am         Am         Bm          Bm          C            C             D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    Your arthritis          acts up          whenever it                    rains,

   Am         Am         Bm          Bm          C            C             D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    You're so old your penis has                varicose                 veins.

   Am         Am         Bm          Bm          C            C             D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    Oh why don't you   die grandpa,          why must you         fight?

    C            C           Bm          Bm          C             C            D            D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--0----------0----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--3----------3----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
   You old    mother----fucker,                  just walk toward the goddamn


    G    G  Bm Bm Bm Bm  Bm    C   C    C     D   D    D   D     D
e--3----3---2----2---2----2----2----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
b--3----3---3----3---3----3----3----1---1----1----3---3----3---3----3--|
g--4----4---4----4---4----4----4----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
d--5----5---4----4---4----4----4----2---2----2----0---0----0---0----0--|
a--5----5---2----2---2----2----2----3---3----3-------------------------|
e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------|
    Light!

    G    G  Bm Bm Bm Bm  Bm    C   C    C     D   D    D   D     D
e--3----3---2----2---2----2----2----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
b--3----3---3----3---3----3----3----1---1----1----3---3----3---3----3--|
g--4----4---4----4---4----4----4----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
d--5----5---4----4---4----4----4----2---2----2----0---0----0---0----0--|
a--5----5---2----2---2----2----2----3---3----3-------------------------|
e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------|

    G    G   Bm  Bm  Bm   C     C     D    D    D    D   D    D
e--3----3----2----2----2----0----0----2----2----2----2---2---2--|
b--3----3----3----3----3----1----1----3----3----3----3---3---3--|
g--4----4----4----4----4----0----0----2----2----2----2---2---2--|
d--5----5----4----4----4----2----2----0----0----0----0---0---0--|
a--5----5----2----2----2----3----3------------------------------|
e--3----3-------------------------------------------------------|
    Walk toward the light old man.

    G    G   Bm Bm Bm  Bm   C   C   C     D                                 D
e--3----3----2---2---2----2----0---0---0----2-----------------------3-----2--|
b--3----3----3---3---3----3----1---1---1----3-------------------------3------|
g--4----4----4---4---4----4----0---0---0----2---------------------------2----|
d--5----5----4---4---4----4----2---2---2----0--------------------------------|
a--5----5----2---2---2----2----3---3---3-------------------------------------|
e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------------|
    Walk toward the light old man.

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b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--|
g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
d------------------------------0---------------0----------------------0-------|
a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------|
e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
    It's all over now,                               my granddad is dead.

                   G                             D                         C                         D
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g--------------4-----------------------2--------------------0--------------------2--|
d-----0---------------------------0----------------0------------------------0-------|
a-------------------------------------------------------0---------------------------|
e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    A mysterious blow,                               to his wrinkled old head.

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b--------------3-----------------------3-------------------1---------------------3--|
g--------------4-----------------------2-------------------0---------------------2--|
d-----0---------------------------0---------------0-------------------------0-------|
a------------------------------------------------------0----------------------------|
e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    Before I collect,                                     a small over sight.

                   C                         D                  G
e--------------0--------------------2-------------------------3--------|
b--------------1--------------------3----------------------------3-----|
g--------------0--------------------2----------------------4-----------|
d-----0------------------------0--------------------5---------------5--|
a---------0----------------0------------------5--------5---------------|
e-------------------------------------------------3--------------------|
    But everything should work out all right.

                        C                           D                G             G  G        G  G  G
e------------------0---------------------2----------------3--------3--3-------3--3--3----|
b------------------1---------------------3---------------3---------3--3-------3--3--3----|
g------------------0---------------------2--------------4----------4--4-------4--4--4----|
d-----------------------------------0------------------5-----------5--5-------5--5--5----|
a-------------0---------------------------------------5------------5--5-------5--5--5----|
e----------------------------------------------------3-------------3--3-------3--3--3----|
    I'll start working on my grandma tonight!