Roger Allen Wade - If Youre Gonna Be Dumb Chords & Tabs

If Youre Gonna Be Dumb Bye- Roger Allen Wade From The 'Jackass' Movie Soundtrack

Intro G C D G

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If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
D
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
G                                                  C
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough

To know
D                                    G
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
                               C
I lite my brain with shotgun whiskey
D                                 G
Till' my pain was chicken fried
                              C
Now, I had dudes with badges frisk me
   D                      G
And teach me how to swallow pride
G                           C
I took advice no fool would take
D                                  G
I got some habbits I can't shake
                                                    C
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough
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To know
D                                     G
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
                                     C
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
D                                        G
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
                                C
Thats the way it is im life and love
D                                     G    C   D
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
G                                   C
I've been up and down and down and out
D                       G
I've been left and right and wrong
                                    C
Well i walk to walk and i run my mouth
D                              G
Been on the short end for to long
                                     C
If they gave medals for honky tonk wars
D                                 G
Hell i'd keep mine in my chester drawers
                      C                           D
My IRS bills and divorce papers and all that stuff
 D                                    G
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
                                         C
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
D                                                 G
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
                                                     C
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough

To know
D                                    G
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
D                                     C     G.....
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


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