Misc - Camel Toe Chords & Tabs

 

Camel Toe Chords & Tabs

Misc Chords & Tabs

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Camel Toe Chords

   
This song is played to the tune of the Beach Boy's "Kokomo". There's a few words I 
just couldn't make out listening to the original.  Anyways, fun to sign at parties...

Verse 1
                    Em       Gm                  F          Fm    
You’re a beautiful girl...  And you’re pants are on so tight
                C                  Dm	    G
That when you stand just right...  I can see it all
C                    Em     Gm                F          Fm
When you’re on the beach... And your bikini’s soaking wet
                   C               Dm               G             C
I see a fuzzy silhouette...  As I look down below - I see your camel toe
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Chorus 1
C
Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage
F
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain’t hidden nothing
C
Your Gucci, your flapper, you’re showin off you snapper
F
Your camel toe
Fm                         C              Am          F
You look so right so baby let it show.  Looks like a big taco
G                      C
I see your camel toe.  Mastique, madame, voila la bearded clam.

Verse 2
C               Em     Gm                F                  
I could really go...   For a sideways Sloppy Joe
Fm             C                 Dm   G                        
Or a tuna casserole, baby don’t you know
C                    Em      Gm               F              
I never thought I’d see...   so much of your anatomy
Fm                  C                     Dm            
Your jeans are so tight.  I’m learning gynaecology
G                 C
I see your camel toe

Chorus 2
C                   
Your lamiae, your vulva, uhh ya know I love ya
F                                 
You nimna, vagina, nothing could be finer
C                                    
It’s furry it’s fluffy, looking kinda puffy
F
Your camel toe
Fm                         C             Am           F
It looks so nice, so baby let it show.  Looks like a big taco
G                      C
I see you camel toe.  Mastique, madame, voila la bearded clam

Repeat Chorus 1


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