Bitchbloke Tab

Bitch/Bloke
The Tune is the same as the bitch but few words have been change
The Author of the words came from and Australian Football Fan 
(Australian Rules)
Sing it around the camp fire and get a few laughs, I know I do
Tab By the 
MooNsTer


A   E    D 
A   E    D
     A                               E D       
I hate the new age guys
                 A                                  E D   
I’m a shovernis, I live on beer and pies 
                      F#m
I tried to tell ya,You look at me like maybe
              Bsus2
 I’m an angle underneath
D
I havent brushed me teeth

   A                     E D
Yesterday I lied 
                                                         A          E D             
But all me mates gave me a real good alibi,        thanks guys 
                              F#m
I really went out drinking,
Bsus2
 I tolled you, I was at work
  D
Don’t ask me for commitment ,cuss something I will shirt

CHORUS
 A
I’m a bloke, I’m an ocker,
E
 And I really like your knockers
 Bsus2                              
I’m a laborer buy day;
D
 I piss up all my pay
A
Watching footy on TV,
E
 Just feed me more VB
F#m                                                              D
Just poor my beer an get my smokes and go away

VERSE 3: [play same as verses 1 & 2]
Or take me as I am,
 This my mean you’ll have to fetch another can
Rest ashore if I start to make you breakfast
 I’m going to extremes
But tomorrow-Ill get shit faced and today won’t mean a thing

CHORUS RIFFT
I’m a bloke, I’m a Yobbo 
And my best mates name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette,
 I dress in flannelette
Sharers singlet that is blue,
 Throw in a few tattoos
You know would’ent want me any other way

Solo

E
When you think, You got me figured out,
F#m                                           D
 The seasons already changing      (Footy to Cricket)
E                       F#m       
I think its cool, I act like a tool, 
                   D
And me mates try to shape me.

CHORUS RIFFT
I’m a bloke, I’m an ocker, 
And I really like your knockers
I’m a laborer buy day;
 I piss up all my pay
Watching footy on TV,
 Just feed me more VB
Just poor my beer an get my smokes and go away

I’m a bloke, I’m a yobbo 
And my best mates name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette,
 I dress in flannelette
Sharers singlet that is blue,
 Throw in a few tattoos
You know would’ent want me any other way

(Lead out)