Lynch Stephen - When You're Not Home Chords & Tabs

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"When Your Not Home" by: Stephen Lynch

Verse I
    A           G                       D
You say you are leaving, but just for a day
    A       G                   D
The company wants you to fly to L.A.
    A           G                      D
So you leave me alone, and I sit and I say
G           D  A             D
What will I do today, today, while you're away
N.C.
I will...
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Chorus
A              G          D
Sniff all your underwear, dress in your clothes
A               G           D
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhoes
A               G               D
I know its not easy to leave me alone
G            D                   A
But its more fun when you're not home (repeat)

Verse II
    A           G                     D
You say you are leaving, but just overnight
    A       G                        D
The company booked you a last minute flight
    A           G                     D
So you leave me alone and I sit and I say
G           D  A                 D
What will I do tonight, tonight, I'll be allright
N.C.
I will...

Chorus
A             G        D
Hide all your tampons, soil your pajamas
A            G              D
Make obscene phone calls to both of your grandmas
A              G                D
I know its not easy to leave me alone
G            D                   A
But its more fun when you're not home (repeat)