Knorrig - Staple Gun Chords & Tabs

 

Staple Gun Chords & Tabs

Knorrig Chords & Tabs

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Staple Gun Chords

   
STAPLE GUN - ( a desk-top equipment awareness song ) 

verses- B, F#, G 

ska bridge G, C, D 

VERSE 1
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There was a guy called John 
He found a staple gun 
He thought it was a phone 
And now he has no ear 
His family thought he was dumb 
His mum said 'Oh dear John 
that's a bloody staple gun' 
I now fear for your ear 

BRIDGE

VERSE 2

The hospital surgeon said 
she was gonna amputate John's head 
The left side of it that is 
the surgeon's name was Liz 
'Your'e really stupid John 
That's a bloody staple gun 
She cut off poor John's ear 
And now he can't really sort of properly hear 
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