Written by: Kenny & Rude Boy Rob
chords: Am F G (C)
Am F G Am
I am a country boy of the name of martin ni hul
F G Am
i was born and raised on a country farm with animals as my companions
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Em Am Em Am Em Am
Mayo, Castlecomber, Mulingar, Rathowth, kildare, the long mile road,
yea and Antrim and county tipp.
I said to my mother one fine morn i wish to be wed
she said dont be silly there not a fuckin woman and you'll have
to settle for a calf.
so i rode that calf for many a fine day and then i married my cousin
we've been married now for forth odd years and our kids are fucking
so when my wife goes out to mass on a chrisp and sunday morn
i go down to the local barn and i fill the cattle with sperm
and mayo and castlecomber.
i hope you enjoy the song it came from the heart.