DEAR ABBY by John Prine
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long
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My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
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My friends they all tell me, they're no friends at all
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Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
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Signed Bewildered
CHORUS:
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Bewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint
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You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
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So listen up buster listen up good
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Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
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SIGNED Dear Abby
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks
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My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
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Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
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If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
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Signed Unhappy
CHORUS: (unhappy)
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this
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But my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss
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My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
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But my stomache tells me to write you instead
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Signed Noisemaker.
CHORUS: (noisemaker)
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought
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That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
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We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze
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With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
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Signed Just Married
CHORUS: (just Married)
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