James Bailey - Diabetic Squirrel Chords & Tabs

DIABETIC SQUIRREL
 
(Verse1)
      E                         A
I'm a diabetic squirrel and I'm sitting in a tree, 
D                      G
Chewing on the acorns, which are sugar free, 
  E                   A
I can't eat sweets, I don't drink beer, 
D                     G
Lack of insulin, is my biggest fear
 
(Chorus)
D                   C
Foot and mouth, mad cow disease, 
    G                              A
But don't forget the squirrel with diabetes
D               C
Swine fever and Killer bees, 
G                                  A
But don't forget the squirrel with diabetes
 
(Verse 2)
      E              A               
Had an Oral Glucose Tolerance test, 
D                          G    
Dunno what it is, but it's for the best
   E                    A
I've a low fat diet, no chocolae cake, 
D                   G
And a limited daily salt intake

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Music and Words by James Bailey 

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