Capo 1st fret
Intro D – F - G
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Two Tablespoons of cinnamon,
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and 2 or 3 egg whites
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Half a stick of butter,
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melted.
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Stick it all in a bowl baby,
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Stir it with a wooden spoon
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Mix in a Cup of Flour,
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you'll be in heaven soon.
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Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
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Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
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Stick them in your mouth and suck em!
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
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They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls!
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Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate,
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and half cup of brandy
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then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
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and just a pinch of vanilla.
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Grease up the cookie sheet,
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because I hate when my balls stick
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Then pre-heat the oven to three fifty
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and give that spoon a lick.
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Say everybody have you seen my balls?
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They're big and salty and brown
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If you ever need a quick Pick me up
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Just stick my balls in your mouth.
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Suck on my chocolate salty balls
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put them in your mouth and suck them!
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
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They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber, Suck on My balls!
Intro: D F - G
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! Baby
You just burnt my balls!
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Help me, my balls are on fire!
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Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
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Give me some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning!
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Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
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Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
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Put them in your mouth and suck em!
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
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Put em out baby, Blow em!
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Suck on my balls, baby!
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Suck on my balls Baby!
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Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
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Come on baby, hoo, hoo
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Suck on my balls...
