Frankyz84 - Piss Up A Rope Chords & Tabs

 

Piss Up A Rope Chords & Tabs

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Piss Up A Rope Chords

   
This is one i have Gigged in the past, and dedicated to my second ex-wife, always pulls a laugh.
Not sure who the original artist is, but it is a great fun song. Frankz84



I have shown the fingerstyle i use for this song. Play it with "bounce"

                          PISS UP A ROPE
  G
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G                   G
My dinners on fire, while she watches TV,
    C                    C
And if you ever wondered what it`s like to be me,
    G                      G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes,
 D                     D
Yells at my buddys and insults my folks,
    G                          G
I`m breaking by back doing the best that i can,
          C                    C
She`s got time for her dog and none for her man,
    G                    D
And i`m no dope!     But i can`t cope!
 D                           G
So hit the fuckin` road, and Piss up a rope.
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CHORUS
G(Tacet)
You can piss up a rope.........
        C
You can put on your shoes,
       C  
       Hit the road get truckin`,
             G               G
             Pack your bags, i don`t need the Agg`,
        D                   D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin`
           G                  G
       You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
           C                     C
Now you`re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
G(Tacet)    D(Tacet)            G         G  
And i can`t cope,  So piss up a rope....


G
You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble,
        C
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle,
        G
For the last six months i`ve been packing your bag,
        D
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag,
        G
Till my balls feel soft and smooth like silk,
    C
I`m sick of your mouth, and your two percent milk,
    G                     D
And i`m no dope, but i`ve lost all hope,
                             G
So hit the fuckin` road, and piss up a rope.


CHORUS
G
You can piss up a rope.........
        C
You can put on your shoes,
         
       Hit the road get truckin`,
             G
             Pack your bags, i don`t need the Agg`,
        D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin`
           G
       You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
           C
Now you`re up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
G           D                   G         
And i can`t cope,  So piss up a rope....
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