Carter The Unstopable Sex Machine - Sheriff Fatman Chords & Tabs

 

Sheriff Fatman Chords & Tabs

Carter The Unstopable Sex Machine Chords & Tabs

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Sheriff Fatman Chords

   
G                                           C          Am
Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer
       G                                   C           Am 
he was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared in Panorama
G                                        C                   Am        G 
Then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
                                         C            Am 
With a Prince of Wales award for pushing valium and amphetamines
         G                                 C            Am
Now he's moving up onto second base behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
   G                                   C          Am
At six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums
          G                            C                 Am
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
G                                C            Am
Just about to take the stage the one and only hold the front page

G                         C           Am        G
Fatman's got something to sell to the capital's homeless
                  C            Am        G
At The Crossroads Motelfor the no-fixed-abodeless
                           C             Am         G	
Where you can live life in style you can sleep in a closet
                       C                     Am         G
And if you flash him a smile he'll take your teeth as deposit

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                    C                      Am	
There's bats in the belfry the windows are jammed
                  C                           D
The toilets ain't healthy and he don't give a damn
                     Em                       Am
he just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman,
             C                  D
a born again Rachman Here comes Sheriff Fatman
	
         G                        C                  Am        G
With his valium, amphetamines his sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
                                 C          Am            G
And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen, 
              C             Am            G
Dead legs and cracked heads Bunk-beds and breakfasts
 C     A                           G      C Am
Wake up you sleepy headcases	check this
G C Am (etc)

G                                  C            Am
Moving up now to take the place of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
   G	                                  C          Am
At six foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king of the slums
          G                            C                 Am
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
     G                              C	           Am
In a hatchback from Notre Dame, the one and only Sheriff Fatman
G                    C                Am        G
In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience
                      C            Am     G
Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations
               C          Am        G
he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)
     C            Am
From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
	
                    C                       Am
There's bats in the belfrey the windows are jammed
                  C                       D
The toilets ain't healthy he don't give a damn
                     Em                       Am
He just chuckles and smiles and laughs like a madman
           C
Ladies and gentlemen,I give you . . .
D              A
SHERIFF FATMAN!

D    A etc
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