The chords for while he's talking are C D Em C D G Bm And play that progression twice.
G Bm Em
G Bm Em
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
G Bm Em
Me Neither
G Bm Em
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
G Bm Em
Meat Cleaver
G Bm Em
The people in my life are like grains of sand
G Bm
Cause they stick together Yeah..
Em
Often near my butt hole
C D Em C
If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
G Bm
A fish that's drowning
C D
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Em C D
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
G Bm
Come witness my crowning
C D
These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I'm
N.C.
Hashtag Deep
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G Bm Em through this speaking part
If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
G Bm Em
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriends face?
G Bm Em
Me neither.. Me neither!
G Bm Em
Have you ever wrote a song note for note and not a single note was out of place?
Duh. (Play random chords here)
G Bm Em
The people in my life are like blades of grass How?
G Bm Em
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
C D
Art is a harlot
Em C D
And I am her sassy urban friend
G Bm
Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
C D Em
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
C D G Bm
Than I must have an allergy to shellfish
C
You don't know
D
How could you know
G D C
If life makes you wish you were dead
G D C D
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
G D C G D C D
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
D
Hashtag Deep
G Bm Em
