Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Chords & Tabs

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Subject: b/bloodhound_gang/your_only_friends_are_make_believe.crd
Date: Fri, 16 May 1997 20:31:07 -0400
From: Keith Barron 

Here is simply Your Only Friends are Make Believe 
by Bloodhound Gang
Tabbed by Keith Barron

Riff A                                  Fill 1
d-----------------I-----------------I  I---------I
a-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-I  I-2-------I
e-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-I-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-I  I-0-------I

Riff B
d-----------------I-----------------I
a-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-I
e-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-I-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I

Intro-Play Riff A 3 times
Play Fill 1

W/Riff A 3 times
KNOCK KNOCK MR. ROGERS
ITS MR MCFEELIE
I've brought you a letter

W/Riff B 1 time
Speedy delivery
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W/Riff A 3 times
Well Mr. McFeely
If there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself

W/Riff B 1 time
like Captain Kangaroo

W/Riff A 1 time
I CAN GO TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE

W/Riff B 1 time
AND I CAN PRETEND

W/Riff A 1 time
But in the end I still have no friends
                    W/Dist.
d-----------------I-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-I
a-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-I
e-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-I-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I
  
  Do do do do do do Do do do do do..
d-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I           
a-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-I               
e-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-I-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-I
                                       X 2
d-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-I-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-I
a-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-I-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-I
e-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-I-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-I

MR ROGERS 
I LIKE YOUR CARDIGAN SWEATER
Mr McFeelie
Shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you
Don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house?
Your just my fuckin' mailman
I CAN GO TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE
AND I CAN PRETEND
But in the end I still have no friends

Do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do....

You are my best friend too
We hardly ever argue
Eat spam from a can
Watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school
Duran Duran.........

That's It.