Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch Chords & Tabs

 

Bad Touch Chords & Tabs

Bloodhound Gang Chords & Tabs

Version: 4 Type: Chords

Bad Touch Chords

   
Bm                    D  
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
           A                              G 
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
            Bm                           D
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
        A                                G 
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
           Bm                                   D
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
           A                                  G
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
                  Bm                             D
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are 
inclined
           A                            G
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now

Chorus
Bm                    D          
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         A                         G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now
Bm                    D 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         A                         G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now
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Bm                         D
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
         A                            G
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
     Bm                                      D
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
               A                                                G
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
            Bm                                   D
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
               A                            G
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
           Bm                                        D
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
              A                           G
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Chorus (x3)
Bm                    D          
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         A                         G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now
Bm                    D 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         A                         G
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now