Adam Dodd - Time Of The Month Chords & Tabs

 

Time Of The Month Chords & Tabs

Adam Dodd Chords & Tabs

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Time Of The Month Chords

   
Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

G   Em   C   D 

G
While Ive been away,
     Em
With nothing to do,
          C
I couldnt wait to get home,
     D
And spend time with you,
G
Its been so long,
             Em
But, now its finally here,
   C
As I kiss your neck, baby,
D
What do I hear?


         G          Em
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
    C                D
A tampon has beat me to it,
            G                    Em
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
         C                       D
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
D
Yes I can, dummy,
D
Uh, no you cant, baby,
D
Yeah, I dont think so,


             G             
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
      Em
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
   C
Or polish my nuts, babe, 
        D
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
G
Rub both your nipples,
      Em
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
C                        D
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
     G
Hell no, I dont think so,
   Em
No red wings youll get,
         C
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
D
Ah, fuck that shit,
G                        Em
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
                C                   
Right when you get home from work,
                  D
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)

(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)

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         G            Em
Im on my period, (I get it)
         C                      D
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
         G                 Em
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
      C                          D
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,


Ooh ooh,

    Am                         C
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
      G                         D
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
    Am                 C
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
    G                       D
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,


G                    Em
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
   C
To know that I waited all damn week,
D
Im so excited,
      G
Youre there on the bed, 
  Em
As I slam the door,
   C
I wink at my girl,
                         D
And slam my jeans to the floor,
     G
Now, here comes your daddy,
     Em
Your big lovin man,
C
Hop up on top, baby,
   D
As quick as you can,
       G
Cause Ill go all night,
     Em
And Ill go all day,
         C
Ill even go down on you, baby,
D
What do you say?


               G                 Em
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
    C                           D
How long do these stupid things last?
                 G                   Em
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
          C                     D
Well just let me put it in your ass,

No?


         G           Em
Im on my period,
            C           D
Shes on her period,
         G           Em
Im on my period,
            C           D
Shes on her period,
            G      Em         C             D
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5

G

THE END.

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