P-R-Emature
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
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The candles are lit,
C
The music is right,
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Been waiting my whole life for this special night,
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The drinks are poured,
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Rose petals are spread,
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Now, Im waiting for you to crawl in my bed,
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You take off my shirt,
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Then Ill take off yours,
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One look at your tits and then I cream in my drawers,
(Ughhhhh)
CHORUS
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Im A P-R-E Mature!
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E-J Aculator!
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I cant last five seconds at all,
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But dont be mad at me,
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Just be mad at my balls,
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The lights are dim,
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The scent is pure,
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Im gonna get it done,
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Oh, thats for sure,
G
Then you show up,
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Its time for love,
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You take off your panties,
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While I look for a glove,
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You hand me a condom,
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To slap on my man,
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But before I can do it,
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I blast off in my hand,
(Ahhhhhhhhhh!)
CHORUS
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Its happened twice,
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What can I say?
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Lets give it one last shot,
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Itll be okay,
G
But, hey, wait-
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I know what well do,
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How about a blowjob?
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Well try something new,
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You drop to your knees,
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And reach for my guy,
D
But before you start to sucking,
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I splash in your eye,
(Oooh! Aaaah! Uggggggghhh!)
CHORUS
THE END.
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