A Very Potter Sequel - Harry Freakin Potter Chords & Tabs

Harry Freakin' Potter

Feel free to correct this.

Intro: F (strum dudududu for the intro)

F________________C
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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You don't understand
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you're a legend, man,
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to us all!
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Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!"
______G
... From You-Know-Who,
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all because of you!
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You were small,
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but I wonder if you can recall...

____Am___G
Long story short,
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this guy,
_____Em
"Voldemort"
_____Dm
was super cruel...
F___________G
"Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!"

Am___G______________F
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
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and this is where it gets intensely cool...
Am_________________F
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
Am__________________F
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
Am______________F_____________G
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

F____________________C
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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We don't prefer Gandalf,
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Merlin, or Oz,
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You're a whole lot hotter!
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With that lighting scar,
F__________________G
you're a superstar to us all!
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If we're in trouble we know who to call!


A E D E (however many times you want)
C#sus4
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_____C#______________F#
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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I wouldn't wince at all,
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you're invincible to all harm!
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Like betty crocker--[Oooh!]
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... I wanna eat you up!
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No one'll beat you up
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with that charm!
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Remember, Harry, kid,
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you're the Boss,
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you're the King,
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you're the Bomb!

__________G#m___F#
But this is all so sad,
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I mean, my Mom and Dad
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were killed, long ago...
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... I wanna be psyched,
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but being unliked
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is all I know...

G#m___________________E
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
G#m_____________E
an opportunity eleven years late...
G#m__________________E
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
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and show 'em that I'm something great!

___F#___________C#
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
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I'll do what I can
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if what you say I am is true!
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I can't be bothered
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by my awful past,
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I've found at last
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something I can do,
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so it's time I knew
__C#_________D#
exactly who I am...

___G#____________A A#
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!


______G#____________A A#
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
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I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--
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... And I'm the Man!


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[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"